The first thing in this book will be about the fart itself. Will it be a nasty wet fart or a disgusting huge ass fart that hurts everybody within the vicinity of it and kills every single person within your city or town? If it's the former, than you're lucky, if it's the latter, you better fucking run because you're going to kill your whole entire family if you release it. Have you established which fart you want to have? Good, now go onto the next part where I will tell you
