Why am I Nezuko?

idk chapter

So then we heard a rustling sound in the bushes, then a squirrel popped out, then another. A flock of birds flew out then another. A pack of wolves flew out then another. We all are prepared for battle but with those animals flying out like crazy, we spun until we fall.

Shinobu and Inosuke took out their swords, it seems like they want to go in there. Tanjirou, me and Zenitsu want to folow. But they still didn't make a move, then, a deer came out but i think Inosuke think it was a demon so he slained it. And EAT it. I don't even know that people even eat deers these days. Like i said, the traveling through dimension thing. I lived in a very modern place, i don't even eat deers. Who eat them anyway other than HIM.

The demon came out finally. It is as big as a giant but i have no idea how he even hid in the forest, wonders of the jungle i see. We stood up and Tanjirou, inosuke and Shinobu rushed towards the demon and wanted to slain it with their breathing forms and swords. (duh)

Then, something weird happened. The demon disappeared. Me and Zenitsu scratched our heads as Shinobu, Inosuke and Tanjirou sliced the thin air. Then, we disappeared too.

I ended up in my room again. With 4 people i don't even know. They ended up even earlier than me, i think... 1 of them tearing my mangas apart. Another one screaming like crazy. The third one eyes popping out of his face as he tried to calm them down. The girl, telling tgem to stop. Omg! How people even showed up at my house!? And i saw my clock. What the heck? Its Thursday!!! Omg! And it did not let a genius found them out who are they. They ofc, Inosuke, Shinobu, Tanjirou and Zenitsu. I used a full hour to tell them the whole story. Zenitsu, panicking and crying at the same time.

I heard a beep i rushed down there, pulling those 4 at the same time! And I realised it is not Yu Faye's driver sending her, it was herself! I got it the car with the 4. Shinobu is kinda not comfortable with her new body but still, i have to srop Inosuke from eating the car seat and Zenitsu to stop screaming and even Tanjirou.... is pointing at the car window ceiling. *to be continued *