Kaeya x Bread "a crumbling passion"

chewtoy 4

baguette pov

so we chillin in da bekary w da club, when a hottie, blue haired MAN came in

he went to the cashier and bought a baguette

me ofc

then he left

he took me his car.
he introduced himself as Kaeya
he then proceeded to unwrap me, freeing me from my plastic bag. then, he passionately sniffed me.

then he snapped my back in half holy shit I am brocken whaaaa help oh shit what the fuck
then he intensely sniffed my insides this man is crazy! holy shit
then he slowly shoved his fingers in scooping out my insides ans shoving that in his mouth.
"mmm.... tasty..." he mumbled
tasty?! tf man you're murdering me wtf dude
then he fucking bit me and chomped on my back and body and hes slaughtering me omg help wtf

then he shoved the remains of me back in the bag and put me aside.

then the world went dark and I don't know what happened I probably died because I got eaten by a mæn