Harley pov
Me: aaaaaahhhhhhhh! Oof!
???: hello where did you come from?
Me: who am I, and where are you
???: what?
Me: sorry I meant where am I and who are you
???: well who are you
Me: no info until I know what world I'm on
???: you are on remnant, duh everyone knows the name of our planet
Me: *windows crashing sound* ok then
I look around and see that I'm close to a store called dust till dawn and run over
Ruby pov
???: do you have a death wish?
Me: are you robbing me?
???: yes!
*pow* *insert bullet hell here*
???2: it's a beautiful day outside birds are chirping flowers are blooming on days like these goons like you, should be burning in hail
???: you can't burn in hail
Harley pov
I shoot my revolver(the standard one) at one of the goons
Me: it's a beautiful day outside birds are chirping flowers are blooming on days like these goons like you, should be burning in hail
Goon: you can't burn in hail
Me: it's cause I legally can't swear damit
Goon: ooohhh
I shoot my revolver again (s/r will be what I type as my sword/revolver combo my standard revolver is just revolver and can you guess where I got it from?)
Goon: ded
Me: better
I rapid fire the goons until I hit bullet 8
Me: better make this one count
I do a wimpy fire at Roman
Me: gosh darn it
I put the revolver back and unsheathe my s/r
Ruby: wow WHEREDIDYOUGETTHAT!!
Me: gah! My ears! I can't shoot my weapon Whilst being deaf!
Roman runs to the roof of building
Ruby: can we follow him
Shop owner: ok
Ruby turns around seeing me already gone then runs up to the roof to see me shoot Roman in the chest whilst the sword nub in said chest
Chapter end
