Broken Handles [Ticci-Toby x Reader Fanfic]

[Y/N] Is pissed.

Hey guys! I just wanted to preface this chapter by saying it's not going to be serious, it's funny and silly. These chapters are usually made per my mood, and I'm feeling silly today! Have a good day guys + gals! I love you<3.

 I looked up and sighed. 'What the fuck? Not a human? He tried to kill me?' I looked over at Ben and Toby, them locked in eye combat, and then I blew. "HOW FUCKING DARE YOU TRY TO KILL ME YOU SCUM. I WILL EAT AWAY YOUR WHOLE EXISTENCE." Before I had realized, I had removed my flip-flop and chunked it at the short blonde's face. He fell off of the couch, and covered himself, curling into a ball. Toby turned and looked at me, flashing me a pitiful smile. "Toby, explain to me now, how you aren't a human, before I suck your soul out and turn you into a frog." He looked genuinely scared, good. Four hours, and three ice packs for Ben later, I understood. They really weren't human. Ben had apologized, and I was only slightly terrified of the two males. We were playing video games again, on the Xbox 360 this time, of course. Toby was on the couch, me on the floor in front of him with my head on his lap. Ben in front of me, with his head in my lap. I had forgave him, but promised to fill his everlasting life with misery and woah if he tried anything again. He promised not to try anything.

"Toby, why are you petting my hair?" I paused my side of the screen to look up at the pale boy, whose cheeks had turned red. He had been petting my head for the past hour, and don't get me wrong, I was enjoying it. "Oh, err, well, you remind me of a kitty, and kitties like to be pet." He removed his hand, and looked to the side. Looking back at my screen, I rubbed my head on his hand a bit and I felt him stroke my hair once more. For two undead monsters, they were really sweet.