y/n's pov:
once everyone well- almost everyone got to the top of the tunnel the examiner started talking
"the milsy wetlands, also known as swindlers swamp. we must cross it to reach phase two of the exam. this place is home to a variety of truly bizarre animals-"
"hey what am i supposed to call you then?" val said as she tugged on my shirt
"just call me kai (im inserting my name cause im cool asf), and ill call you val, both of our last names are Ito, just tell them ur 15 if someone asks and ill say im 19, we dont have to fake our ages"
"if your deceived, youll surely die"
me and val both turn
"god damn so rude for what-"
i elbow her
"shush" i muffle my laugh
the door starts closing and someone was running up the stairs. i felt bad to i grabbed him and pulled him under so he made it. as soon as he caught his breath he bowed and showered me with thank yous
"hey its no problem just sit down for a little bit" i open my backpack to give him 2 water bottles and some hydration gummies
"THANK YOU SO MUCH!!" he started to chug one of the waters
"these wetland creatures are not to be underestimated for they will use every trick in the book to fool their prey. this is an ecosystem in which all hunt are in the art of deception and that is why it is also known by swindlers swamp. now then, follow me closely, so you wont be deceived."
"DONT FALL FOR IT" we all turn to where the voice was located from
"DONT LET THEM FOOL YOU." a man is around the corner
"HES LYING. DONT LET THAT MAN LIE TO YOU, HES AN IMPOSTER"
"this stupid bitch" raven mutters once again, this stupid bitch is rlly funny
"A TOTAL FRAUD. IM THE REAL EXAMINER"
"he had me at the first part tbh" i told val
"imagine"
"this is why ur discord kitten broke up with you" i snickered
"YOU DIDNT HAVE TO SAY THAT OUT LOUD" getting looks from people
"sorry sorry"
"ILL PROVE IT" damn hes still going on?
he pulled out a god damn monkey.
"what the fuck is that."
"THIS IS A MAN FACED APE FROM THE MILSY WETLANDS."
"a man faced what?!?" said sugar daddy
"THE MAN FACED APE LOVES THE TASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. BUT THEIR LIMBS ARE REALLY LONG AND THIN SO THEIR ACTUALLY QUITE WEAK. THATS WHY THEY DISGUISE THEMSELVES AS HUMANS. THEY TRICK US INTO FOLLOWING THEM INTO THE WETLANDS"
"bro is giving us a whole lesson" i said hitting my nic
"i know like we didnt drop out of school for no reason"
"TO DECIVE THE ENTIRE HUNTER APPLICANT POOL AND FEAST ON EVERYONE OF U"
"im too hot to be eaten" i said
"shut the fuck up the only reason they wouldnt eat u is bc ur too ugly"
"see, this is why your roblox account got banne-"
12 cards went flying, three to the actual examiner, three to the animal who randomly showed up and three to me and val?
i caught vals and mine
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chased. a hxh x fem reader story
Fanfiction(she/her pronouns) y/n is a 19 year old (pothead ass) assassin, who actually hates her family, known as the l/n family, The 2nd most known assassin family, next to the Zoldyck Family, Y/n never wanted to be an a assassin, But then accepted the way...
