once we all got to the end of that phase, we got let in by some baddie n her friend, she started explaining about how we needa cook n shit and some hoes started complaining in the crowd
"yo shut the fuck up before you get ur ass beat" he looked back at me and looked away
"yeah pussy" i rolled my eyes and we got sent on our way to go collect our pigs 😘
-time skip-
i've actually read about these typa pigs before, so i seen one laying peacefully so i went up to it and got it alarmed so it started running up to me leaving me no choice but to jump and i jumped on its back like some inflatable bull ride, and after a minute of it running around almost running over other people i flicked it on its forehead and jumped off before it could roll over
"hell yeah!"
"whoaaa y/n how did you do that!!" gon ran up to me and soon figured it out.
soon after i held the pig over my head and started walking back as soon as i seen my sister okay.
i've always known how to cook, since we didn't have much growing up til i was older i was always the one trying to take care of my family and making meals, so im sure i can cook something decent.
i start cutting up the pig and look around to see everybody just roasting it?? does nobody ever use common sense.. i start gathering all of the seasonings, & condiments n start making food. im worried for my sister though, i know she was still a baby when we first started making good money so she was never there to actually learn, but shes a big girl im sure she'll manage, shes not my baby anymore 🥲.
i think everybody is just stupid asl, all of them look the same or just have a stupid decoration on it, even my sisters 😭. but it was my time to step up
menchi, this baddie called my number in told me to step up with my dish
"PASS!" Buhara declared before even tasting my dish,
"hold on buhara" she said as she took a fork and bit into my dish
"well y/n, you were the only contestant to actually make a dish i could enjoy, you pass" she smiled at me"
"ahhh thank you bae" i blew her a kiss & stepped down
"shes so bad" i mumbled
"what was that babe?"
"nothing!!"
then people started bitching how its not fair yadayadayada
"quit bitching & shut the fuck up fatass, if you actually used fucking common sense and cooked something that other people would eat, instead of something inedible ur fatass would gobble up ina bite"
i heard somebody cackled, and others laugh
"WHA- i outta-" he said im embarrassed walking towards me
"what bitch you really wanna try me?" i laughed walking towards him faster then he was, he started getting in my face
"do u not fucking brush ur teeth holy shit.. hot ass fucking breath too." i exclaimed disgusted
"GET HIS ASS Y/N!!!" i heard my sister and my friends cheer
"look little girl i dont kno-" i grabbed his ass by his shirt and held him up
"im not a little girl first of all, and your big ass don't know who the fuck you think talking too"
the examiners were about to get up and stop it as some big ass blimp showed up to the sight i turn and drop him so he ate shit
"eat shit hoe" i said as i kicked him ina head, but not like hard cs im not tryna get in trouble
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chased. a hxh x fem reader story
Fanfic(she/her pronouns) y/n is a 19 year old (pothead ass) assassin, who actually hates her family, known as the l/n family, The 2nd most known assassin family, next to the Zoldyck Family, Y/n never wanted to be an a assassin, But then accepted the way...
