Zenitsu Agatsuma was not expecting to be awakened from his slumber to his phone exploding at ten in the morning. Groaning and feeling the joints in his back crackle and pop as he snapped them into place, he willed himself to roll to the other side and fumble for his phone, still vibrating and ringing in that infuriating manner. Pale golden eyes, tired and dry, squinted at the blindingly bright screen he held in his hand, the light nearly as brilliant as the radiant morning glow outside filtering through the windows. The multitude of texts he was met with as he scrolled through his friends's group chat sent him more and more into shock the more he read:
GROUP CHAT:
😍💖✨GODDESS NEZUKO-CHAN✨💖😍: whats up my axolotls you criminals of society
Goddess's brother🍘☀️: That's not how you're supposed to talk to people Nezuko
😍💖✨GODDESS NEZUKO-CHAN✨💖😍: how else am i supposed to tell yall to get up and come over
Feral Boar🖕🐗: wait u have a phon
Goddess's brother🍘☀️: *phone
Feral Boar🖕🐗: whatever gonpachiro
Goddess's brother🍘☀️: *Tanjiro
😍💖✨GODDESS NEZUKO-CHAN✨💖😍: yea i won it in yet another bet on saturday cool right
Goddess's brother🍘☀️: this is a cry for help to yall (jk i love my sister)
😍💖✨GODDESS NEZUKO-CHAN✨💖😍: but anyways thats not what we came to tell yall get up off your lazy bums rn and come over to our house we have something extremely important to tell yall and i cant summarize all that shit in a single text
😍💖✨GODDESS NEZUKO-CHAN✨💖😍: because then it would be a large ass text that clogs up storage and i hate large ass texts that clog up storage
🌸charged with espionage🦋: I flipped the coin and it landed heads... I'll come over.
Feral Boar🖕🐗: and why ecsactly is this impoirtant
Goddess's brother🍘☀️: *exactly *important
Feral Boar🖕🐗: 🎶fuck you🤌🎶
Goddess's brother🍘☀️: inosuke thats not nice :(
😍💖✨GODDESS NEZUKO-CHAN✨💖😍: ew u still use emoticons
Goddess's brother🍘☀️: people still do that though?
😍💖✨GODDESS NEZUKO-CHAN✨💖😍: and u still like plain ass boiled vegetable sprouts. Thats more proof ur an old man lmfao- but anyways get yall asses over here asap
Goddess's brother🍘☀️: you're treading on thin damn ice nezuko- wait oh no I cursed
Feral Boar🖕🐗: serves u rigt mf
Goddess's brother🍘☀️: *right
Feral Boar🖕🐗: i will com over to ur house to personally beat your ass monjiro
Feral Boar🖕🐗 is offline
😍💖✨GODDESS NEZUKO-CHAN✨💖😍: kanao you might wanna come over to prevent vodka boar from breaking our door for the 5th time
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The Demon Slayer Corps Initiative
ActionThey were a peculiar bunch, those five. A golden child, a young prodigy, a timid schoolboy, a rowdy delinquent, and an indecisive enigma. Yet they, along with a school, an organization, perhaps even the entire damn world- must fight a resurfacing th...
