GIANT VAMPIRE (F҉R҉U҉I҉T) BATS!!!

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(Under a photo of the Gravity Falls water tower)

I've been BITTEN! One of these beasts swooped in and sank his teeth into my forehead while I was counting mushroom spots in the forest! Fortunately, my body shows no signs of vampirism.

My head hurts a little, though. Probably a usual response to getting bitten by a bat... then again, I've been desiring blood more than usual... Best not to think about it.

Never slumber with them near.

Mutated by waste dump?

The summer heat seems to be drawing them for their caves. The locals pretend it's "mosquito season", but then why not use bug spray instead of garlic necklaces? Who do they think they are fooling? The bats will settle for cows or sheep but would much rather feed off some feeble human. Human blood tasts bet███ ████ ██████ █████. I can only ASSUME human blood tasts better. 

N҉O҉T҉H҉I҉N҉G҉ ҉T҉O҉ ҉W҉O҉R҉R҉Y҉ ҉A҉B҉O҉U҉T҉!҉ ҉҉A҉L҉L҉ ҉T҉H҉E҉Y҉ ҉W҉A҉N҉T҉ ҉I҉S҉ ҉F҉R҉U҉I҉T҉!

I have not sampled human blood.

T҉h҉e҉ ҉m҉i҉s҉s҉i҉n҉g҉ ҉l҉i҉v҉e҉s҉t҉o҉c҉k҉ ҉w҉e҉r҉e҉ ҉a҉c҉t҉u҉a҉l҉l҉y҉ ҉e҉a҉t҉e҉n҉ ҉b҉y҉ ҉a҉ ҉h҉o҉t҉-҉s҉a҉u҉c҉e҉-҉l҉o҉v҉i҉n҉g҉ ҉b҉e҉a҉s҉t҉ ҉c҉a҉l҉l҉e҉d҉ ҉t҉h҉e҉ ҉c҉h҉a҉l҉u҉p҉a҉c҉a҉b҉r҉a҉.  (chalupacabra)

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