Valentine's Day Special - DreamNotFound

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"Oh, no. We are not doing this again."

"Why not?" Dream laughed, "I got you a boyfriend last time, what could possibly go wrong?"

"Literally everything," Sapnap deabpanned.

The two had been discussing the idea of a secret santa, but for Valentine's Day rather than Christmas.

"We could call it 'secret cupid'," Dream suggested.

His friend groaned, "that's dumb. This whole idea is dumb."

"You're just salty cause I got a better gift than you."

"That's not true!" Sapnap exclaimed, sitting upright on his bed, "Bad's muffins were delicious, you said it yourself!"

"Whatever. But we're doing this, end of conversation."

"How about this," Sapnap said, "I'll do the 'secret valentine's' thing on two conditions."

"It's secret cupid, but sure, go on."

"First, no rigging, this time whoever I pick will be fair and square."

"Fine."

"Second, I get to help you with your gift, and you have to put at least one thing I want in there."

"What if I get you?" Dream asked.

"Oh, you won't, don't worry."