GANGSTA
Yo, bitchez. I is Kiara. If you does not know me, yous have no right being here. Check ma profile! Chu are, stay rt hear and lizzen to me talk bout this shit going down. It's gonn' be a bust.
So, l8ly, erryone be buzzin' wiv news of abbie weather. Now, I dunno dis shit, cuz right now, it's shining like a little shit!
And, monies going down like a guy with a cap in his ass. No more rain, guise! Sexy book 'as gone n emptied the tank.
Horsey, horsey, don't you stop, you'll end up in a kebab shop...
Yo dickheads are leavang noww! BUY!
TRANSLATION
Hello, my comrades. I am Kiara. If you are not acclimatized to me, you should check out my profile. If you do know me, listen to me talk about the world events. It's going to be amusing.
So, lately, everybody has been talking about news of abnormal weather. I don't know why, as the weather is bright and warm right now.
Oh yes, and the economy of Britain is going into a triple-dip recession. The summer showers have of course stopped, as the buzz of Fifty Shades has now gone down.
And the recent horsemeat problem has come back in. The monarch of burgers has now admitted to DNA of a horse. Maybe the local areas will admit to it now.
That's it for now, my comrades. I can't think of amusing stories to widen your mind with.
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