50 Shades of Kristen Stewart

its a good day

      "I just... don't like you anymore," I explained to my totally-not-my-type boyfriend. HE is soooo stupid.  Apparently, I used to love him and we used to go to the park and to restaurants all the time and "have a fun time."  My definition of fun is doing nothing.  It is my favorite (and only) past time. 

"B-but why? I thought you loved me? What has deprived you of your creativity and intrigue?" he really is sostupid. God, I don't even know his name. I bet it is something stupid and boring like Bob, or Nester.

"I already told you that I don't like you. You're too interesting for me." I said, while I turned around and started walking toward the door. 

"Please. P-please don't leave me. You are the only one who loved me." ughhhhhhh. so. stupid.

"Didn't you just hear what I said? I. Don't. Love. You." and I left his house.

I have better things to do now.  Iwent to the bookstore and bought the entire Twilight series, because the Internet said I should.  As I start reading it, I notice that Bella is so muich like me.  I can totally relate to her.

****two minutes later****

That was an interesting book. i finished the book so slowly.  I usually finsh books in about two seconds.  I can read really fast because I don't sit and think about the plot or the characters like most people. I read and process the words, instead of think about them.

I am now walking on the street to my house.  A random guy in a suit and eathered hat walks up to me and asks me to tell him my life story.

"I was born and now I'm here," I tell him.

The guy tells me that I should audition for the role of Bella Swan from Twilight for their new movie. So I go and audition.

All I do is walk up to the guy, tell hime my life story, and he tells me that I got te part. So easy! I am so happy because I am going to be my favorite character form my favorite book. yay.