Incorrect Quotes with Nct All Units

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•~Incorrect Quotes with Nct All Units

1• 𝙏𝙖𝙚𝙞𝙡
Taeil: i love you with all of my ass
You: ....
Taeil: i would say heart but my ass is bigger

2•𝙅𝙤𝙝𝙣𝙣𝙮
You: *sigh* I need something to do.
Johnny: I'm something.

3•𝙏𝙖𝙚𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙜
You: Can I ask you a favour?
Taeyong: I would literally die for you but go on.

4• 𝙔𝙪𝙩𝙖
You: *Eating* Ow! I just bit my tongue and now it really hurts...
Yuta: I bite it all the time and you never seem to complain then.

5•  𝙆𝙪𝙣
You: *Says something dumb*
Kun: Remind me again why I'm so in love with you.
You: *Smiles*
Kun: Ah, of course.

6• 𝘿𝙤𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙜
You: Would you do anything for me?
Doyoung: Yes.
Doyoung: Except take a bullet for you.
You: ....
Doyoung: If I have time to move in front of you, then you have time to move out of the way.

7• 𝙏𝙚𝙣
Ten: let's play 20 questions
You: sure, what's your favorite color?
Ten: soup, do you like someone?

8• 𝙅𝙖𝙚𝙝𝙮𝙪𝙣
Jaehyun: They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in your body.
You: And so?
Jaehyun: So... you wanna fight?

9• 𝙒𝙞𝙣𝙬𝙞𝙣
You: Why do you like me so much?
Winwin: I don't know.
Winwin: You are just as lost and confused as me.

10• 𝙅𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙬𝙤𝙤
Jungwoo: I want fame. I want money. I
want success.
Jungwoo: I want-
You: *Kiss him*
You: Never mind. I want more of this.

11• 𝙇𝙪𝙘𝙖𝙨
You: hey Lucas, in the mood to spice things up a bit? ;)
Lucas: you know I can't eat spicy food
You: I meant in the bedroom
Lucas: I can't eat spicy food anywhere, Y/n

12• 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙠
*you two bickering*
You: i hate you!
Mark: oh yeah? cuz same i hate you too!
You: *sobs* you what??

13• 𝙓𝙞𝙖𝙤𝙟𝙪𝙣
Ten: So, who's the clingy one out of you two?
Xiaojun, with Y/n on his lap hugging her tightly, face buried on her shoulder, holding her like his life depends on it: Y/n obviously.

14• 𝙃𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙮
You: What should we do this weekend?
Hendery: Eat tacos.
You: No! Something romantic.
Hendery: Eat tacos in the rain.

15• 𝙍𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙪𝙣
Renjun: Why do you think I don't like you? I do. I would kill for you.
Renjun: Ask me to kill for you.
You: ... First of all, calm down-

16• 𝙅𝙚𝙣𝙤
Jeno: Y/n, let's make a pact. If we're both still single in an hour, let's get married.
You: .....

17•𝙃𝙖𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣
You: I dare you to marry me.
Haechan: ... I'm not falling for that.
You: Then I win.
Haechan: What? Hell no! I'm going to marry the heck out of you right away! Let me check if there's someone free to marry us. You think you're gonna win just like that? Hell no
Taeyong: *Panicking*

18• 𝙅𝙖𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙣
Jaemin, handing Y/n a plate of food: be careful, the food is hot too
You: too?
Jaemin: *touches Y/n's arm and makes a sizzling noise*

19• 𝙔𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙮𝙖𝙣𝙜
Yangyang: You know, you remind me of my second girlfriend
You: really? How many girlfriends have you had?
Yangyang: one

20• 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙤
You: *sneezes*
Shotaro: Love you.
You: Don't you mean "Bless you"?
Shotaro: I said what I said, don't correct me.

21• 𝙎𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣
Sungchan: And this is my ex girlfriend-
You: Please stop introducing me like that!
You, holding up her left hand, a ring sparkling: I'm his wife.

22• 𝘾𝙝𝙚𝙣𝙡𝙚
Chenle: You look like garbage.
You: m-but ..
Chenle: Can I take you out?
You: ...
You: [realizes]
You: aH

23• 𝙅𝙞𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙜
You: Your eyes are really pretty.
Jisung, laughing nervously: Thank you, I need them to see.

I hope you like this job, I enjoyed doing it and if you want i can do it again  just request a second part. 🌹💚🌹💚🌹💚
What is your favorite incorrect Quotes? mine  are that with Renjun and Kun (is so romantic this 😍🥰), however I see some members saying these phrases in real life😂😂

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