Scrooge McDuck stretched as he yawned. He sat up, getting out of bed to get something. Scrooge upon getting out of the door, bent over to get the object he aimed to gain and suddenly felt something mount him. Buddy Pal Friendly excitedly hugged his friend and wagged his tail. McDuck panicked at this, "What in the damn dismal downs are ya doing!?!" Buddy was slammed against the door, causing him to let go. Pal Friendly tipped his hat off to his chest and chipped an apology, "I'm sorry, Mr. McDuck. I thought ya would remember me."
The top hatted duck blinked in surprise, that syrup thick southern accent he had heard it before, turning around to see the boulder hat. The top hat was knocked back in surprise, "Buddy Pal Friendly!? What the ever loving Hades are ye doing? Sneaking on me, looking like ya haven't aged a day?!" Friendly smiled dumbly as he put back on his his hat. The black boots got to his feet, dusting himself off while remarking, "So ya do remember me!" The old duck rolled his eyes and crossed his arms at the adult canine. This confused the taller mammal, why was bird friend closed off?
"I hasn't seen you in nearly 100 years and then out the woodwork you appear trying to shag me in my own yard. Is that what you are about now, eh?" The old bird gruffed bitterly. The younger and muscular mammalain cocked his head and an eye whilst scratching his head. After a second, he asked curiously, "What's a shag? Is it a type a carpet or somethin'?" The word shag sounded so alien like a cartoon trying to curse when they've never heard a swear in their life. Mr. Moneybags face palmed right there and hard. The candy colored dog seemed worried at seeing that.
The spats puffed, "How in a 100 years have you not learned the birds and bees?" The black eyed dog shrugged happily in dumb. Before this chat could continue, the door opened fast. Della Duck looked around in, shouting, "Where is Mr. Friendly?" From behind the door, Mr. Friendly answered gleefully, "Here!" She moved the door to look, there he was. However before their chat could get far, her uncle Scrooge McDuck butted in, "Wait, how do you know my niece?" His niece Della Duck spoke for herself, "Oh, We went on a date once." This sent her uncle wide eyed.
The Trillionaire yelled out, "He's nearly my age! What do you mean you two have DATED!?!" Della went wide eyed as she looked at her former date. Said former date just looked stupid and happy. The pilot threw her arms out then up and fumbled, "Wh... I! You are like Scrooge's age!?! He's super old!!" The time traveler started to grow concerned that his time traveling would be revealed. That didn't happen because Donald Duck showed up. Donald huffed tiredly, "Why is everyone yelling out here?" Don felt something mount him.
The over friendly sir picked up his friend whiling cheering, "Ducky! Duckie!!" The sailor yelled a string of off color words as he kicked and punched at air. The sweetie pie nuzzled into the said Ducky as he ranted excitedly, "I missed you so much, ducky." The two other ducks looked at each other in shock at having been beat by Donald Duck of all people for the big dog affections. The yellow puppy doggy licked his duckie friend as hugging him close. Donnie crossed his arms and huffed out, "Gosh darn dog."
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Buddy Pal Friendly and making many "super special bestest friends"
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