PINEAPPLES

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I dare everyone to eat 1987 pineapples

I also dare everyone to worship pineapples

Rosie: NUUUU NOT THE PINEAPPLES

Luma: EWWWWWWWWWW

Amy: *sigh* EAT THEM. JUST EAT THEM AND GET IT OVER WITH. *shoves a pineapple in Rosie's mouth*

Rosie: TS S GSS! (THIS IS GROSS!)

Luma: *blends 1987 pineapples into a smoothie* This is better. *drinks the smoothie and holds back from puking*

Rosie: *continuously shoves pineapples in my mouth saying 'Ewewewew' after each one*

Amy: *finished the pineapples already* Oh god... I think I'm gonna- *runs to the bathroom and pukes*

Anila: *walks in* Oh hey guys. *eating pineapple slices*

Rosie: WHY ANILA

Anila: Since we're opposites, I like pineapples.

All: NUUUUU NOT THHE PINEAPPLES

Tip: *back from the training room* Oh hey guys. I just ate 1987 pineapple flavored Doritos :3

All: WHYYYYY

Pineapple God: WORSHIP ME!!!!

All except Anila: NEVARRRR!!!!

Anila: YASS O PINEAPPLE GOD OF DELICIOUSNESS. WORSHIP HIM GUYS. WORSHIP HIM OR THE DARE WILL NEVER BE COMPLETED.

Others: FINE YA STUPID PINEAPPLE GOD WE WORSHIP YOU

Pineapple God: WHATEVER. SEE YA LATER PEEPZ. *turns into a tiny pineapple and rolls off*

Tip: DONE. I FREAKING HATE YOU oshawott2004!!!!!! YOU'RE A PINEAPPLE!!!

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