Tip: AMY! THERE'S A DEAD HUMAN ON THE FLOOR!
Amy: Oh! Hey! How'd he get here?
Tip: Amy! What did you do?
Amy: Me? Oh, uh, nothing. I've never seen this person before in my life.
Tip: Explain to me, Amy, exactly what you were doing before I got home!
Amy: Well, I was in my room.
Tip: Uh huh.
Amy: Reading a book.
Tip: Go on.
Amy: And this guy walks in.
Tip: Mhm?
Amy: And so I went up to him.
Tip: Yes?
Amy: And I... Well, I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
Tip: ...AAAMMMYYY! That kills people!
Amy: Oh! Hey! I did not know that!
Tip: How could you not know that?!??
Amy: Well, I'm in the wrong here... I, suck.
Tip: ...what happened to his hands?
Amy: What?
Tip: His hands. They're missing.
Amy: Well, I kind of cut them up. And ate them.
Tip: ...AAAAAAMMMMMMYYYYYY!!!
Amy: I was hungry for hands!
Tip: What is wrong with you?!!?
Amy: My stomach was making the rumblies. That only hands could satisfy.
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