Rmr yall black ppl don't exist 🕳👩🏿🦯🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖💖💞💞💞💞💗💗💗💗💓💓💓💓💕💕💕💕💋💋💋💋💋😼😼😼😼😼
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I look behind me and I find, coomer, my stepbrother. Who names their kid coomer anyway? 🙄 obviously my step mum but whateva she a whore anyways 💅
"Hey step sis" He says with a grin, showing off his piss yellow teeth. And when we finna talk bout how white his tongue is? G like he never touched a toothbrush in his life. Can smell Rebecca's nasty ass panty stains from across the roof.
"Tf u want coomer?" I sigh. I go to put my hands on my hips sassily but then I realise I got no ass to begin with so I put my hands to my sides awkwardly. "I just wanted to tell u u sing like shit. Bitch u sounded like a dying pre-pubescent rat"
"Boy u named after a cum stain stfu" He rolls his eyes b4 saying. "Jac is having a party at the local brothel and is inviting the whole school but mom said we gotta do the laundry b4 we go."
"OK coomer."
We go home and the pungent odor of coomer's cum socks burns my long ass nose hairs. Horny bitch. Ne wayz, I get the laindry basket and go to put the load (interpret that how u please) into the washing machine but i tot stuck.
Was this my chance?? No, it cant be, I hav3 5o stay faithf7l to jax. I will only bleed for him and his diarrhea brown haor. 😕😕😕😍😍🤓🤓🤓🤓
But j need to get out of here some way so I do the obvious thing. "OH NOOOOO STEP BROOOOO! IM STUCKKKK!!!" 😉😉😉😚😚☺☺😫😫 I yell as I wave about my chopping board ass.
coomer comes over and rubs hids hands togethrr letting out a quiet 'oh shit' and then helps me out of my dilemma. What were you thinking, you horny bastard? That he qas gonna screw me? Sure, I expected it but ur weird lowkey cuz we're siblings.
Ne wayz we get the laundr donr and i went up to my worome to het ready for the peuuty. I cant wait to fukfu jacz 🥴🥴🥵🥵
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Red Riding Hood and The Big Bad Wolf (wattpad edition)
Humorlmfao I made this as a joke after my friend said that someone she knew was like a wattpad character irl 💀 some racist comments but that's okay bc I am very black my friend also came up with the title so props to her ig 💀💀
