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Bambi: DAVE DAVE DAVE
Dave: wtf do you want I'm making hot dogs
Bambi: gIVE MONEY
Dave: w-
Dave: why
Bambi: SUPERSTAR ADIDAS
Dave:
Bambi: THEY SUPER POPULAR AND I WANT SOME
Dave: Bambi you have stubs for feet they won't fit on you
Bambi: shut up this is why you're straight
Dave:
Bambi: this is why your legs broke
Dave: stfu and take my money
Bambi: yAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Later lmao
Bambi: I can't wait to spend 1 cent on some shoes‼️‼️‼️
Bambi: omg there's the super epic Adidas epic official store not fake!!!!!
Worker: what the fuck do you want
Bambi: superstar adidas
Worker: we don't have kids size this place is for epic cool adults
Bambi: I'm 34
Worker:
Worker: right this wæ sir
Bambi: yay
Worker: ok here
Bambi: bro even size 0 doesn't fit on me
Worker: stfu give money
Bambi: ok take my 1 cent
Worker:
Worker: what
Bambi: okloveyoubyeeeeeee!!1
Bambi: DAVE LOOK!!!!!!!!!!
Dave: no one cares
Tristan: yOOOOOO THOSE ARE SO COOL!!!
Bambi: you were saying Dave
Dave: oh my fucking god
Dave: imma go kill myself
Bambi: drippin out 😎‼️‼️

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