Bambi: *takes out severely damaged phone and dials 911*
Police: what the fuck do you want
Bambi: fake Adidas store at mall come now
Police: uhhhhh nah
Bambi: it isn't fucking legal come the actual fuck over here or I'm gonna eat your dick in a not good way
Police:
Police: *hangs up*
Bambi: you fucking bitch
Bambi: *aggressively walks in Adidas store with a bomb*
Worker: what the fuck
Bambi: u are committing the illegal gimme back my money or I throw bomb at u
All of the people in there:
Worker: ah fuck nah
Bambi: shut place down now
Worker: I'm broke
Bambi: I don't fucking care come up with an original idea
Worker: ok so like Nikes or Jordans
Bambi:
Bambi: *throws bomb*
Worker: ah fuck n
BOKKKMDKMDSNNWWJEOOOOOOMMM
Bambi: cool moment
Dave:
Bambi: hi
Dave: what the fuck
Bambi: the police didn't do anything
Dave: you took it way too fucking far
