Actor Dr Doofenshmirtz Busts A Fat Load To His Tenticle BBC Big Booty Invention

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    Props to PlayfulLeviathan for uh recommending me to write this..!

  A tall, triangle head shaped man entered his evil lab for evil doings. Also known as Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. 

     The lanky figure turned on his lights, when a large object covered with a huge cloth can be seen before him. Dr Doofenshmirtz's hands rubbed eachother in a menacing manner, while licking his lips slowly. He finally has some alone time.  After a heated argument with his daughter over some stupid crap, not only did it tear apart their relationship even more, but it also took up some time with his precious creation.

    So, what a better time to calm his nerves by using his invention? But what is this machine anyway? Doofenshmirtz uncovered the hidden creation, only to discover a... tiny box? He then talked to himself. A habit he has since he doesn't socialize often. (Me too Doofie, me too) 

"Hello, lovely~" he sweet talked to the box thingy, as if it would answer back.

"..How have you been?"

"..."

"Ah, I see.. Not me tho lmao."

"........................."

"Oh it's nothing really. Just a silly ol fight with my kid, ya know the usual.."

".."

"What's that? You want to help me get over it? I mean say less ig."

Doofie walked closer to the smaller object, picked it up, and pressed a button from the bottom. It opened itself up and a tentacle-like creature lurked out. It then abruptly snatched Doofenshmirtz's figure above the ground. His body flipped to where his head can almost meet the ground. Almost. "Haha! Good job Octo-inator!!" the man praised the tentacles. The organism responded by quickly ripping his clothes to shreds. It all flowed to the ground. Oh well.

Omfg what am I doing to myself..anyway i think i need helpppp...............................................a........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa -slipper dot