Reader x shrek, jungkook, harry styles, peppa pig and jiafei

Final chapter (actually took this one srsly)

You slapped shrek as hard as you could but since your so weak all the bones in your hand and wrist shattered simultaneously. Through the pain and teary eyes you ran, you ran as fast as your 1,2 form could carry your huge badonkadonks (which bounced majestically in the wind). As you got quite far away you took one last glance over at crestfallen shrek who was standing looking like the alpha wolf you once loved, but not anymore, you knew you deserved better than this after all you were never like the other girls who would run back to there beta wolfs in tears after they had been in a silly goofy mood and did the the dirty with jungkook (as well all do) so you ran to the only place you ever felt safe...with Peppa she had seen your potential to slay and what more could a girl ask for. You ran to the place you knew she would be, by the river she stood solemnly contemplating life because her sophisticated brain could only function at max performance by the river in her mortal form (which you knew of course through your empath abilities) you relished at the satisfaction of screaming out her name, something you had been dying to do for weeks now. She turned around with tears in her eyes whispering so only you could hear "I knew you'd come for me" you leapt 9ft from where you were standing into her strong arms and shared the most passionate kiss you've ever had. When you had finished cupcakke emerged from the floor and simply nodded as you three - the slay sisters swam off in your mermaid forms into the distance. Leaving musty, dusty crusty shrek behind where he deserves to be behind.

Epilogue: as you 3 swim from coral reef to coral reef you perform deepthroat to schools of fish and while they can't understand the lyrics the fish teachers still look mortified. As an empath you sense it's because they can't handle how hard you slay. While you eat peppas family's leftovers as you travel (you found out a little later she was a cannibal) but everyone has their problems right? So when you see that nerd walking down the hallway go talk to them that serial killer could just be your new slay sister ;)