Reader x shrek, jungkook, harry styles, peppa pig and jiafei

Saved by jiafei and cupcakke

You stare at the pregnancy test for what feels like hours and decide to take it again after all what if it was just a mistake because you and shrek just weren't meant to be.. well not anymore. As you are peeing onto the test jiafei our lord and savior comes out from the sink to sell you about her sexy products and asks if your ready to hear about them, before answering you take one quick glance at the pregnancy test it's still positive so you happily ask to see her products she says:( AESTHETIC WARNING BTW) "is Bitch pregnant with father that has left you with a relationship that even flex tape can't fix buy this vacuum to suck that feetus out" "the yeetus feetus" you gaze over at jiafei she has completely emerged from the sink to offer you a helping hand in your time of need, she was there for you when no one else was.... unlike shrek. You make passionate eye contact and she makes her signature alpha wolf howl scream it was so much louder than shreks anyway as a sign of love she sucks the abortion out of you terms and conditions may apply: hyperventilation, death, bowel cancer, bowel cancer, bowel cancer, bowel cancer
Just as your about to share a passionate kiss with jiafei J hope bursts into the bathroom bc you've been there for 4 hours and he doesn't sense you in a silly goofy mood anymore and sees you and jiafei together. But before he can go and snitch to jungkook cupcakke bursts through the clear bathroom window and says she saw everything and that she's "RoLLiNG wiTH ThE LGbT" and wants to make your relationship work jiafei screams in approval (which you love ofc) and you ride off on cupcakke's slay (sleigh) while CPR plays romantically and softly in the background and you two share a romantic moment together with cupcakke third wheeling.