Duncney Lemon-Shots 🍋

19 || TDA Reunion Special

A/N The first section is written by Total Drama and I do not own the plot!
Not me writing this at 2:30 a.m...

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"Doesn't this jalopy go any faster?" Courtney huffed, steering the wheel of the bus. Gwen was behind her seat and Heather was sitting on the floor, while Duncan was leaning on the wall next to Courtney with an angry glare.

"Umm... maybe you should let Duncan drive," Gwen added.

"Not helping, Gwen."

"She's just sticking up for her boyfriend," Heather said, pointing at Duncan. Duncan raises an eyebrow. "Wait, oh, Duncan's your boyfriend. My mistake," she corrected herself, fake smiling. Courtney gave a mean look to Heather.

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"Hurry it up!" Duncan yelled, standing next to Courtney.

"Back off!" Courtney replied. "It won't go any faster than this!"

"What we need is a man behind the wheel."

"What you need is some tape over your mouth!"

"Well if you would just listen to me-"

"Oh I'll start listening the minute you say something worthwhile," Courtney cut him off.

Duncan leaned closer to Courtney. "You're insane, you know that?" he yelled.

"And you are a monster!" They stared angrily at each other. But after a moment, they look each other in the eyes, and Duncan leans in for a kiss. He wraps his arms around Courtney, and she puts her hands around his face and they begin to make out. He slowly gets hard.

"Why is the road so bumpy all of a sudden?" Gwen said in the back of the bus, falling off her feet.

Duncan and Courtney continue sucking faces; No one is steering the wheel. "Courtney, look out! Ah!" DJ shrieks, sticking his head out the window as he saw the bus heading straight for a cliff.

Courtney snaps back to reality and gasps. She shoves Duncan out of the way and takes the wheel, jerking the bus to the left. Then, a tire falls off. Duncan gets back up and sits in the chair with Courtney. She tries to steer, but without the tire it won't work.

"Ah! I can't steer!" Courtney panics.

"What did I tell you about crashing my bus?" DJ's mom said from the middle of the bus.

"Hit the brakes!" Duncan said.

"What do you think I'm doing?" Courtney replied, mashing the brakes harder. Everyone yells in panic as the bus flies across the cliff. Courtney grabs on to Duncan.

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The bus fell to the ground and nobody was hurt. Everyone fell out of the bus. Duncan and Courtney sat by the bus wheel. "I'm alive!" Owen cheered. Duncan looked Courtney up and down.

"I came here to party," Geoff said. "But this seriously lacks partaciousness! So I'm going to get help. Then we're all gonna party, woohoo!"

"I'll come with you, Geoff'," Alejandro suggested.

"Me too!" Katie and Sadie squealed.

"Great! Anybody else?" Geoff asked. "Bridgette? Babe?"

Duncan looked at Courtney and got closer to her. She noticed and gave him a rude glare and looked away. "Come on, Courtney. Don't act like you didn't like that," Duncan said with a grin.