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Navier:*just tells how sovieshu
Cheated on her with rashta*

Jeremy and maria:must kill-




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Roxanna and navier:*casually
Talking*

Dion:*heavy breathing*





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Roxanna:i heard someone fought
A squid today.

Navier:really?

Roxanna:Mhm.

Dion:what kind of idiot will try and
Fight a squid?


Jeremy:*walks in covered in ink*
Maybe because that squid is being
A dick!



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Lant:damn ya got a fine wife,dion.


Dion:...don't even try and give me
Those.

Lant:what?give you what?i wasn't
Going to give anything.*hides a bunch
Of condoms from his back*

Dion:....we are still a damn virgin you
Old fu-





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Maria:so i was wondering if-


Dion:no.


Maria:but i didn't finish-


Dion:i am not letting you on showing
Navier what a quickie is.



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Navier:i had yet,still asking for
Advice on how to keep my very
Protective husband on check.



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Navier:oh blast it!i lost dion again.
Oh well,

Navier:*clears throat* NAVIER SUCKS
AND NO ONE LOVES HER!

Dion:WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT-


Navier:found him.




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Roxanna:you suck.

Dion:the hell,no i'm not.


Navier:yeah he isn't.

Dion:love,i appreciate you're words of
Affection,that is why i love you so
Much and wonder how perfect you're
Whole entire being.you must be a
Goddess,a enchanted beauty that must
Likely to exist,this is why-


Roxanna:damn,simp much?



Dion:your lucky naiver is here or
Else i will sent you to hell,you little
B-




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Rashta:do you think i'm pretty?

Dion:of course.i think you are very
Pretty fucking ugly as hell,the fuck?
Why you so fat?lose some weight bitch.
Fake ass motherfuck-



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Roxanna:dion no.




Dion:dion yes.




Lant:dion no.







Dion:dion maybe.







Navier:dion no.







Dion:dion no.

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