When Ryan wakes up in the hospital, the first thing he does is vomit. The second thing he does is see Ken.
"What are you doing here Ken?" He slurs.
"Well I was the one who gave you a concussion so I wanted to apologize," He says sincerely, "I also happen to have a PHD in neuroscience and this hospital is pretty shitty so..."
Of course Ken is in highschool and already has a PHD, He just has to be THAT perfect. "Well, kenny boy, i'm all good now." Ryan tries to sit up but realizes there's tubes jabbed in his arm. He pulls them out and feels the sting in his arm. As he swings his legs off the bed, Ken stands up and moves over to his side.
"Ryan you can't get up, you have a concussion," he says with concern in his voice.
"I'll be fine ken," Ryan responds in an annoying tone. He stands up and immediately passes out. Ken hits the red nurse button and they come running into the room while asking him to leave. Ken is sad.
The Next day, Ryan walks into school with bandages wrapped around his head. "Hi ryan are you ok" ken says.
"Obviously not," ryan responds, "i wasnt supposed to come but im failing school soooo"
Ken decides to walk ryan to his first class because he feels somewhat responsible for dropping ryan on the ground and giving him a concussion.
"Ken go away," ryan says grumpily.
"No" ken says.
Ken leaves after ryan gets to his math class and walks towards SuperAPEnglish.
"Hey barbie" he says. Barbie, his girlfriend (obviously), sits down next to him. Her friends wave to him from the doorframe. Barbie kisses him on the cheek and he nearly gags. That was weird, he thought. The teacher, Professor MILF, clears his throat which signals that the class is about tos tart.
At the end of the day ken goes over to barbies house to help her get ready for the party at Ryan's house. She chooses a super short and tight pink sparkly dress that shows off her boobies great. Ken is like eww i dont wanna see that but he doesnt say it because he respects barbie.
At the party ken hangs out with his football friends. Jk, ken doesn't have friends. He goes into the kitchen and grabs a LaCroix from the cooler, he is the designated driver :P. Ryan walks into the kitchen, looking down at his phone when ken is about to leave. Ryan walks straight into kens broad muscular chest and fals over. Ken accidently trips and falls directly on top of ryan. Ken can feel ryans hot breath, smelling faintly of vodka, brushing his eyelashes. Ryans eyes shine a deep brown in the fluorescents as they widen. "S-sorry," ken says, his voice high and nervous.
"Get off of me, you twerp!!!" Ryan says, still, a pink flush spreads over his cheeks.
Ken rolls off of ryan and then ryan stands up and starts to walk away. "Help me, will you?" Ken yells after him.
Ryan doesnt even turn around, "No."
Ken stadns up and follows ryan down a hallway. "What are you doing?" He smells cigarette smoke diffusing out of a closet. "Ryan open the door!"
"Go away ken!" His voice sounds broken.
"What's wrong??" Ken asks in a concerned tone.
"You wouldn't understand *sigh*"
Ken twists the doorknob and cracks open the door. Ryan is crying and smoking a cigarette like a baddie.
"Bro u good?"
"GO AWAY KEN!!!!" Ryan yells. He pushes ken against the wall with fury in his eyes and tears down his cheek. Ken reaches up to brush the tears off his cheek but ryan slaps his hand away. Somewhere in the distance ken can hear Barbie yelling his name. Ken flashes ryan a sad looks and says in a low intimate tone, "I-i have to go," and walks away.
This is possibly the worst thing ever written RIP
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FanficKen has the girl, the money, and the popularity. Ryan has nothing except Racquelle. Can these two unlikely project partners finally become friends, or even more???? ~this is satire im sorry in advance~