Mad At Disney ⚊ Enhypen Jungwon Text AU [ #4 ]

11 📞 kitten fairy godmother

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Bold - Jungwon

Italic - You

Bold with Italic - Ni-ki

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"Hello?"

"Is the date starting in a bad way?"

"This isn't Fiona?"

"It's Jungwon, you moron"

"Oh, it's just you. Can say that I'm thoroughly disappointed"

"Then turn off the call and be gone"

"I'm sorry your highness but seriously, i need your help for the second time"

"And of all the people in the world, you're calling me? Remember, I have no experience in dating even with girls. I did go to an all boys school"

"Okay fine.. I'll just call Fiona. Bye-"

"No, you idiot. Don't hang up on me, so what can the great Yang Jungwon do for you today?"

"You're not that great.. But anyway, this date is not going well.. How can you convince a boy that bringing you into his mother's birthday party that's not the way for first impressive date?"

"Wow... I bet he's now considering into bringing you into a forced marriage"

"I don't doubt that"

"Okay, we need to establish a few things before I continue this, but first, where the heck are you calling me from? In front of him?"

"I'm in the bathroom for already a while now.. Hehe"

"How embarassing. Anyway, have you not thought of sneaking away?"

"I tried but there seems to be relatives of his anywhere in this house"

"You thought you're going on a nice date and now you're suddenly backing out while you're already there?"

"Bibbidy bobbidi boo, what kind of godmother you are? You should be helpful and not making me feel on how idiotic I was for accepting this date"

"Besides the fact that you're probably preventing anyone from peeing there, why the fuck did you just think of me as your fairy godmother?"

"You're the only helpful one I can call.. All of my friends are expecting me to date him. Like, for real!"

"Jokes on you, I don't care, so bye and good luck with your date, stranger"

"Are we really strangers? I've talked to your friend and you already know what I look like. I think we can already consider each other as friends"

"I can't believe I'm doing this but okay, I'm sorry. Is that enough for you, my friend?"

"Oh no"

"What?!"

"I just heard an emotion in it. Were you being sincere?"

"Are you for real?"

"I'm serious. I'm just starting to feel sorry for myself every time you insulted my dignity"

"My pleasure"

"Don't you have any guilt, you piece of a kitten shit?"

"Ki-kitten shit? The fuck is that?"

"It made you laugh, didn't it?"

"Whatever.. Just endure your date and please get out of the bathroom for the good of someone who might want to poop. You've probably been there for centuries now, he might think you're dying out of constipation"

"Okay, thanks for that my fairy godmother"

"Why are you thanking me?"

"For your kindness.. Where there is kindness, there is goodness and where there is goodness, there is magic tralala ~"

"Of course, the day never ends for her without singing Disney"

"It's my fantasy... Boo bye, kitten fairy!"

"Fine.. Bye"

[ beeps ]

"Kitten fairy? Kitten shit? What else that girl will call me in the next few days?"

"Her kitten lover"

"Shut your mouth.. It's not helping!"