I Hate British People

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It was Tuesday. It's never as bad as Monday but it is never as good as Friday. Going on with my routine I threw the alarm across the room, rolled out of bed, got dressed, did my makeup, did my hair, put on my shoes, eat breakfast, walk Tami to the bus, and finally leave.

I arrived at school then made my way to the market to get an average cup of coffee.

"I'll have one white mocha please," I said to the cashier, she nodded and wrote my name down after I typed my student ID on the keypad.

"Damn, a white mocha coffee, that's so basic, even more, basic than me. And I'm white." Kaitlyn said with her hands in the pockets of her oversized jacket. I swear she never takes that jacket off.

"Ok, but at least I didn't have a Draco Malfoy phase." She opened her mouth at my insult.

"You bitch, suck a cock." She held up the middle finger at me, I let out a breathy laugh before the employee placed my coffee next to me on the counter.

"Take your damn coffee bitch." I took a sip of my coffee, "Mmm tastes like the success of roasting you." I rubbed it in her face as we walked out of the market and to the courtyard.

"Shut up that's because you know too much about me." She took a seat on the cement block protruding out of the ground. "Do I," I squinted my eyes taking another sip of the warm coffee.

"Are my two favorite girls having another kitty fight?" James said walking up to us smiling.

"Shut up," we both said he put his hands up stopping in his defense, he took a seat next to Kaitlyn on the cement block while I stayed standing up.

"Woow thanks you guys, give the short girl nothing to sit on. I'll be fine."

"I mean you could always sit on my lap Liah," James said opening his arms whilst tilting his head to the side. I blushed out of embarrassment.

"I'd rather not thank you very much."

"That's ok I mean it already seemed like you were sitting down. You know, cuz you're so close to the ground." I opened my mouth surprised he managed to pull that out of his ass.

"Damn J, I don't know whether to be proud or pissed at you." He laughed a little harder as he saw my face of disbelief between them.

"You know what James fucking Wood that if you smell gasoline in your room in the middle of the night just know I'm committing arson on your ass. And I bet Kaitlyn would love to join because she already hates everything."

"Fact," she said. He put his hands up in defeat standing up.

"My apologies Liah, I didn't mean to irritate you. As a token of my apology, you shall take my seat fair maiden." He said after he gave me a small hug then gestured to the open seat. I nodded taking the seat, not a moment later the bell rang.

"You little shit," I said picking up my bag off the ground. James laughed even harder but I couldn't stop myself from laughing too, something about his stupid laugh always made me smile.

"Aight see you guys at lunch?" I said giving them a quick group hug then walking towards my theatre class after they said bye.

I walked into the class a, few seconds after the minute bell rang, just to see him sitting on the couch patiently. I swallowed then made my way towards him.

"Is this seat taken?" I asked as he looked up from his book as a small smile spread across his face.

"I'm not sure, I mean I could be saving it for my friend Casper."  I rolled my eyes shaking my head as I took a seat next to him. " Hey, Casper could be mad at you for taking his seat." He crossed his arms holding back a smile.

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