"What a normal day," Sharron thought to herself while she received a phone call.
Hm?
"Hello, ma'am. Are you Sharron?"
"Yes, who is this?"
"Hello, we're sorry to tell you, but one of your dearly simps; alesbianwholikesrwby has died because they sold their kidneys; for a kiss on the forehead. Would you wish to fulfill that?"
"Oh. Uh-" "Sure, what's the address?"
"Girlboss street x"
"I'll be there now." Sharron put on her finest lipstick.
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"I'm here! Who's planning the viewing, doc?"
"I'm not sure; alesbianwholikesrwby asked for you to plan it. Is that fine with you?"
"Oh, sure. I'll ask my children if that's not an issue. I'm sure they'll attend the burial and viewing."
"Amazing! The viewing will be tomorrow at 3:33am. Is that alright?"
"Sure! I'll be there!"
"Amazing! Thank you for coming; we're sorry if any miscommunications come throughout the way. Thank you for attending the viewing and burial; especially for hosting it as well. We thank you dearly."
"No problem." Sharron smiled.
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"I'll see you there then; thank you for passing by."
