Kuroko Tetsuya

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Kuroko: "I'm not as musculey as some of the other guys in this anime, but just remember that the
heart is also a muscle. My heart is beating for you, in case, you know, you're into muscley stuff."

Kagami: You don't have any!

Kuroko: Didn't I explained that just now Kagami-kun? Don't ever oppose me. I am absolute or else, I'll cut you to pieces and eat your flesh.

Akashi: *popped out from nowhere* Keep it up Tetsuya.

Kuroko: Thank you Akashi-kun

Akashi: *disappear*

Kagami: Wah! Kuroko, Did you teach Akashi how to use misdirection?!

Kuroko: No Kagami-kun.. *disappear*

Kagami: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

Kuroko and Akashi: *Popped out of nowhere*
Die.
*Disappear*

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