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++ NO, SCARA NOT ++



"scara ~"

scaramouche shot up and turned his head, before noticing he was on the floor.

"what the hell?"

"good morning, scara!" you shouted with glee from his bed.

"uh, why are you in my bed and why the hell am i on my fucking floor?" scaramouche asked.

"well," you started, picking up scaramouche's phone and unlocking it, "childe called and told me i was drunk last night." you tossed his phone to him. "anyways, thanks for not taking advantage of me and fucking me last night."

"i would never do that."

"haha! that's what you say now!"

scaramouche grunted and stood up. he stretched and then made his way to the bathroom. "at least there's no school today..."

"SCARA!"

he cringed at the loudness of your voice, mentally reminding himself to never let you sleep at his house again, no matter how drunk you are.

"SCARA, I'M STEALING YOUR TYLENOL!"

"WHATEVER!" he shouted back. he marched out of the bathroom and down the stairs to find you lounging on his couch. "forget it," he mumbled, "there's no way i can't not let her ever crash here again."

the next thing he knew you were at his front door putting your shoes on.

"i'm taking my crayolas and leaving, scara!" you announced.

"what the fuck? is she still drunk?"



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[4:52 p.m.]

scram.mouche



delete that post

what post 🤭

the one you just posted

magic word pls

...

please

delete

it

heehe no

i hate you

read 4:59 p.m.





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chill.de



did you see y/ns post

yes i did

u must be soooo happy
that the girl u love posted
a pic of u 🤭😍❤

i dont love her

no u love her

ur just in denial

literally why

why do you all think that

look in the mirror

uh im aware im very pretty

nono

ur face lights up when she's
not around and she messages u

or when u talk to her u look
happier than when u talk to
other people

and u went out of ur way to
pick her up from my house
this morning

omfg literally nah

i like her as a friend and
i plan to stay like that with
her dude

thats what u say

uh cuz its true

mhm sure

im gonna take a nap

read 5:06 p.m.












a/n
i was gonna update over my winter break but i was outta town and then i got sick ☹ (im better now 😊)
also i realized earlier at school that my bf is the most innocent person ik and he should never read any of this or anything like this (which he would never anyway)


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