changing things never solves the problem. there is always something wrong in the picture. i don't know how to live a proper life. i don't know anything at all.
Neko chan wakes up in the bathtub. "Great, i don't fancy water much, this life is going all wrong right from the get -go? Why, why, what did i do this time?"
*hears some kind of smoker's cough*
*now wait, that's covidish?*
*screw my life that's totally tuberculous, what the...*
Neko chan comes out of the bath glossing her pretty legs, her trunk draped in towel_
*whupsy_ slips on the water dripping from her shiny long hair, suddenly grabs onto a strong, warm support, probably a..? Probably a? Prob...*
She had grabbed the bald head of some grandpa. That was sad, she could have hurt the old-timer. "Sorry gramps, i_"
Grandpa grabs her rump and leans in for a kiss, "honey i strictly forbade you from this kind of taunting humor didn't i? Let's see if ozzy could discipline you better. I'll take meds if i have to but you're paying for all your shoppings this week tonight, in full..." (goes out to look for his ssris)
*So now i get stuck with a sugar geezer whose leg muscles are too atrophied to ride a bicycle. Riight i get it. What exactly is that godforsaken hellhole shinigami trying to do here. He's feeding on my lives on purpose that cocky horse piss....*
"Your mouth is so foul, i could smell its stench all the way up to the second sky you ugly bitchy kitten. Now listen up. Women get married to older men all the time. You're not the first human to have experienced this tragic scenario. Either parents make a choice to sell off their daughters to wealthy families or the poor are forced to abandon their kids at money's doorstep owing to hunger. All the same, he is who he is. As a matter of fact, that wrinkled face was actually quite popular in his spring. And a workaholic on top. Now he deserves some pleasure and comforting. Don't keep him waiting, would ya pal."
*neko chan breathed out with a creepy deep sigh, no well sighed repeatedly_ughhhh_ aaaghhhh_ yukhhhh_ why that old lunatic, i could never...* (the geezer san hops in slamming the door shut)
*Purrs... i need to run, (gets grabbed on the neck by the oldie trying to mark his doll with a hickey?) Oh damn, he should grow flowers on his head, how dare he be acting so rough with the unmatched beauty of the century, this bloody fool, owwuchie....*
********* Wakes up a mess, wrists swollen from being tied up all night, eyes puffy from crying rivers, aukh i can't detoxify his disgusting saliva in my mouth even if i cleanse it with toilet cleaner, that acidic breathed demon whhaaaaa <wailing loudly> but the ozzy guy keeps snoring like the dead fucker he is. Finally the shinigami shows up after ignoring neko chan's pleas for so long.
"How could you *starts crying again*"
"Drop the victim act, what else did you expect, didn't i warn ye? You... okay okay stop crying. Alright. I'm sorry. I had work you know. I am a shinigami, i could be busy too meh that's why i hate interacting with idiots...."
"A young beautiful man. A handsome man you hear me, Full boy through and through. Also, an underwhelming sexual demand would just to be sure. I would like to use my fourth life now if you would please. Things will get better from now on."
*Shinigami heaves a desperate sigh, cats have a low iq don't they. Stubborn no brainer, at the rate you're going, you'll have your tombstone carved by the end of this week you little twerp, i regret the day i fed you heaven's milk...."
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