Total Drama Island Reassigned

Total Drama Island Reassigned: The Big Sleep

(Recap)

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island... Twenty-eight campers arrived and learned that they'll be spending the next eight weeks at a crusty old summer camp. The campers were faced with their first challenge, jumping off a cliff into shark-infested waters. And while most campers took the plunge, a few were forced to wear the dreaded chicken hat. At the campfire ceremony, it all came down to two campers. Staci constantly annoyed her team with her non-stop tall tales, and Max managed to tick off every female contestant at the camp with his sexist comments about women. In the end, the first camper voted off Total Drama Island was Max. Proving that evil supervillains don't really exist in real life. Who will be voted off this week in the most dramatic campfire ceremony yet? Find out tonight on Total, Drama, Island!

(Opening Credits)

(Fades into the cabins with Chris (in shorts) entering the scene with a bullhorn. He then puts an airhorn in front of the bullhorn and makes a loud noise with it. Cuts to inside the Gophers girls cabin where Jasmine bumps her head on the top bunk)

Jasmine: Argh! It's 7:00 in the morning!

Amy: Oh, quit your whining and get up already!

(Cuts to the Bass girls cabin)

Dakota: (Covering her ears) Will you keep it down Chris? If I don't get my beauty sleep, I'll lose it!

Dawn: Yes. Because your need for fame is really a depressed cry for love.

Dakota: Who told you that? My therapist?

Dawn: I see people's auras. And it looks like someone threw up on yours.

Staci: Yeah, my great great grandma Patricia invented fame! Before her, people would be lonely and depressed all the time!

Dakota: Oh, go eat a worm you two!

(A bird flies into the cabin and lands on Dawn's bed and spits out a worm)

Dawn: Uh... no thanks.

(Cuts to all the campers outside their cabins lined up. Anne Maria is brushing her hair with a hair brush and Molly walks up to her)

Molly: Uh, where did you get that?

Anne Maria: Easy! I stuck it in my pouf! (Pulls out a can of hairspray out of her hair and starts spraying her hair with it. Molly starts coughing)

Leonard: It was then that our party encountered a vicious Umber Colossus! Luckily, I had enough mana to banish it with a displishment spell.

Sugar: Mr. Wizard, I never understand half of what you say. That's how I know you're smart.

Ella: (Singing) A harrowing tale of dungeons and dice, Infesting a monster that just wasn't nice-

Sugar: Shut your song-hole, dressy! I wasn't done talking to the wizard!

Ella: Mm.

(Confessional: Sugar)

Sugar: Oh, Sugar's on to Ella's "nice girl" performance. She better watch her step. Nobody but me is winning this here pageant!

(Confessional Ends)

Jo: Hey Harry Pot-head, how about you stop making up stories and-

Leonard: You doubt my word? It happened!

(Jo rolls her eyes.)

Sammy: (To B) What do you think the challenge is going to be?

(B doesn't respond)

Amy: You don't talk much do you?

(Confessional: B)

(B shrugs)