Total Drama Island Reassigned

Total Drama Island Reassigned: Not Quite Famous

(Recap)

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island... The Killer Bass finally dodged their pathetic losing streak against The Screaming Gophers. There were bruises, tears, risky moves, and dangerous alliances. And in the end, Scarlett the brainiac went loco big time and didn't see it coming. This week, another challenge will send one more camper on a cruise to Loserville. Population: Four. Who will sink? And who will stay afloat? Find out right now on Total. Drama. Island!

(Opening Credits)

(Fades into the Gophers cabin. Cuts inside the male side of the gophers cabin with everyone asleep. Cuts to Sam sleeping in his bed while holding his game guy. Suddenly, an alarm clock sounding like a trumpet plays, waking everyone up. Sam falls off of his bed and onto the ground)

Dave: (Annoyed, covering his ears) AHHH! TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OFF!

Rodney: NO DAD, I DON'T WANNA GO TO MILITARY SCHOOL! (Starts crying)

(Cuts to the alarm clock that is going off and Brick turns it off. He gets ties his boots and stretches, getting ready for a new day)

Brick: Ah...Rise and shine, soldiers! (Runs out of the cabin. Cuts to Mike gasping and turning into Chester)

Chester: Darn kids! Back in my day, we didn't wake each other up with those silly alarm clocks.

(Jasmine bangs on the wall from the other side of the cabin)

Jasmine: (Annoyed) Would you mates keep it down in there?!

Chester: Oh, shush it, missy!

(Confessional: Sam)

Sam: Man, my ears haven't rung like that since I played Guitar Band 9 on maximum rockness. (Chuckles. Takes out his game guy and starts playing it)

(Confessional: Dave)

Dave: Okay, these people have been getting on my nerves since I first got here. It's like they're not even normal! Well, I guess except for Sky, but everyone else is just a big pain in the butt!

(Confessional Ends)

(Cuts to the girl's side of the gopher cabin. Jasmine walks over to the center of the room. All the other gopher girls are still in their beds)

Jasmine: Ugh! I kinda wish Shawn was on our team.

Amy: Why? Is it so you can make out with him?

Zoey: Isn't he the guy who constantly believes in zombies?

Amy: Yes, but too bad you're not allowed to like him or else you'll get voted off.

Zoey: Huh? What makes you say that?

Amy: Well, making friends with the enemy will result in you betraying your own team. And Jasmine is clearly trying to betray us. Same with Samey too!

Sammy: Huh? What are you talking about? (Amy glares at her) Oh... you're talking about Lightning. I just can't help myself!

Amy: Yeah, just like how you can't help yourself to NOT be a total slug!

Sky: You know, you two could always ask Chris if you could switch teams.

Sammy: Well I want to, but-

Amy: (Covers her sister's mouth with her hand) NO! Samey is staying on this team whether she likes it or not!

Zoey: If Jasmine leaves us, then we will be left leaderless!

Jasmine: Oh sheilas, I may like Shawn, but I do wanna focus on winning. And you know what, I'm happy with the team I'm currently on. While we may have lost the last challenge, we still have some of the strongest players here, and we will not let any of the Killer Bass members stand in our way! Go Gophers!