I seen this girl at the mall and seen her staring at me. So I calmly went over and said hey.
OMG ARE YOU DIGGY SIMMONS! The real diggy simmons.
Yes I am.
I really admire you can I get your autograph.
Umm yea.
So he signed the left part of her chest.
She said thank you and drove off. And I began to follow her.
