Lisa, texting Chae: Chae!! Help me!
Chae, panicking and rushing to Lisa's place: OMG! What happened!? Did someone bullied you?
Lisa: *smiles sheepishly* Tie my shoes?
Chae:
Chae: Youre helpless.
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*Lisa and Chae on a date*
Lisa: *crouches on one knee*
Chae, gasping: B-babe, isnt it too early?
Lisa: Omgg! Look Chae, I found 20 cents!
Chae:
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Chae: Theres nothing, that can impress me.
Lisa, from the other room: NYAAAA
Chae, wiping her tears: What a talent
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Jisoo: Lisayah I dare you to kiss the first person who come in the room.
Lisa: Thats stupid, i dont wanna do that.
Chae: *enters the room*
Lisa: Pffftt I mean rules are rules
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Lisa, opening the fridge: Theres nothing left to eat.
Chae: What do you mean? Im right here.
Lisa:
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Lisa, to Chae: Hey, you said Im your BABY, right?
Chae: Yes, and what about it?
Lisa: breastfeed me
Chae:
Chae: Lets break up.
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Chae: Hey, I got a new signature, can someone give a paper?
Lisa: Here, babyy.
Chae:
Chae: Lisa, this is a marriage certificate.
Lisa: So what? Sign it, so I can see your signature.
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*Lisa and Chae on an interview*
Chae: Its hard to take care of three children at once.
Interviewer: But I thought you and Lisa had two?...
*Lisa coming in the room on a baby's car*
Chae: *sighs* Do I need to explain anymore?
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Jennie: So, what do you love about Lisa?
Chae: Shes smart
jennie: Chae, she freaking exchanged 50 dollars to a 1 dollar with a stranger.
Chae: Omg, shes kind too!
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Lisa: Okay, who ate my yogurt? I swear I will slap-
Chae: Me, I ate it.
Lisa: her mouth with my lips.
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*Lisa entering the room*
Jisoo: Hey, where is Manobal?
Lisa: Im right here and Im MANOBAN!
Jisoo: No not you, the other Manobal?
Lisa *pulling chae with her*: Shes right here.
chae: *Blushes*
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chae: you know in the word 'stupid' theres an U.
lisa: theres also I in 'stupid'
lisa:
lisa: WAIT-
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lisa: if i punch myself, am i weak or strong?
chae: strong
jisoo: weak
jennie: definitely stupid
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chae: lisa, i love you.
lisa *smiling*: i know
chae: say it back
lisa, still smiling: i know
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lisa: wanna go to the gym together?
chae: and why?
lisa: because i can see us WORKING OUT *wiggling eyebrows*
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lisa: are you a sea lion?
chae: why?
lisa: because i can SEA you LION on my bed tonight *exaggerated wiggling eyebrows*
chae:
chae: *faint*
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