Chaelisa oneshots

Random Short Stories Pt 2 :>

Rose: Maybe Im just dreaming pinch me

Lisa: *Pinches her*

Rose: Not on my ass Lisa!

Lisa: Sorry it was there

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Lisa: I want pasta

Rose: (to herself) Now's my chance. Shell have to fall in love with me if I make pasta for her.

Rose: *shoving the other members aside while theyre trying to choose what dishes to make*

Rose: Ill make pasta!

Later

Rose: *uses a ruler to measure how much pasta she needs*

Rose:*measures out the exact amount of sauce using the scale*

Jennie: You know Chae, it doesnt need to be 100% perfect

Rose: I literally saw you throw a ramen flavour packet into your tteokbokki, you are in no position to give me advise

Jennie: Touche

Jisoo: *watches them while eating chicken*

(Blackpink finally gathers to eat the food)

Lisa: *eats all of the pasta and shows rose the clean now plate*

Rose: (to herself) She like the pasta. Phase one complete. Now if phase two goes to plan, we should be engaged by the end of the week!

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Lisa: Rosie, if you were the last person on earth, would you date me?

Rose: Lisa, if I was the last person on earth you wouldnt be alive.

Lisa: Oh. 

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Rose: Fuck me if im wrong, but-

Lisa: Omg, youre so wrong

Rose: I DIDNT EVEN ASKED YOU THE QUESTION

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Blackpink in one room together:

Jisoo: Lisa, you clearly cant flirt with Rose. Stop trying. Its so lame.

Lisa: Oh well, then watch what im going to do *stands up from her sit and walks to Rose*

Lisa: Hey, Rosie

Rose: Hey

Lisa: th-

Rose: If youre going to try and flirt with me, then dont. 

Jisoo: *laughs silently from the corner*

Jennie: *smacks her head*

Lisa: *glares at Jisoo* Anyways 

Rose: *rolls her eyes, while Lisa says 'anyways'*

Lisa: Theres 20 letters in the alphabet.

jennie: *in a low tone* Is she that dumb?

Rose: Theres 26 letters in the alphabet, dumbass *crosses arms and rolls her eyes again*

Lisa: Oh, how could I forget 'U, R, A, Q, T'?

Rose: Youre still missing one more letter, omg why are you so immatu-

Lisa: You can get that 'D' later *winks at her seductively and then walks away*

Jisoo: Pffft, that was so lame, right Chae?

Rose:

Jisoo: Chae? *sees Rose with a nosebleed and a red face*

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Rose: I think we need to break up.

Lisa: And I think im pregnant.

Rose: But you cant be Lisa, you have a male part down there 

Lisa: Oh I thought we were saying lies.

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Rose: Its been 15 minutes and Lisa is still not responding to my texts. What if I did something wrong *starts to panic*

jennie: im pretty sure everything is okay. Just give her some time.

meanwhile

Lisa: *struggling to spell gorgeous*

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Rose: do you like cats?

Lisa: I love them

Rose, trying to impress Lisa: *pushes her drink off of the table*

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Lisa: Is it Chaeyoung Pak or Chaeyoung park?

Rose: I like Chaeyoung Manoban the best

Lisa:

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*Rose and Lisa shopping together*

Lisa: I dont know. It looks too masculine for me.

Rose: No look, its unisex

Lisa: Maybe you need sex, but we had sex a couple of days ago

Rose: *eyes widen* What? OMG, Lisa,no. Its U-N-I sex.

Lisa: *smiles mischievously* Well, I aint gonna say no to that.

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Lisa, adjusting her shirt: How hot did you set the washing machine? I think all of my tshirts are now looking like a croptop!

jennie: Oh. What a shame.

Rose: Yes. A shame. 

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Rose: We are not naming the twins Lili and Rosie 

Lisa: You say that now, but when youre high on epidural and Im filling out the birth certificate, how are you going to stop me? 

Rose: How much of this have you planned?!?

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Lisa: I like you, Chae.

Rose: excuse me for a second

Rose: *goes to the balcony and screams* FUCKKKKK

Rose: *comes back like nothing happened* cool.

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Jennie: Whoa Chae, you look like you havent been sleeping in awhile, are you okay?

Rose: I spent 48 hours to edit a compilation of her best dancing performances. Actually all of he performances are the best. *smiles dreamly, while imagining Lisa dancing to a sexy song*

Jennie: *gives her a weird look* okayy..

Rose: And if you think im creepy or obsessed, Im not. I just love to see her dancing skilles... and her abs.

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Heyyyy guys. Just wanted to say Merry Christmas and Happy new year, if I dont upload on the new year. Anyways some of the stories in this book arent made by me. All credits to the authors, who made these short oneshots. Also Im sorry if there are any mistakes, byeeee :))))