i was about 6 years old when i saw him. the prettiest boy i have ever seen in my whole life. he was walking with his guards near by a strip club that i had just walked out of. he seemed to have caught me eyez...
"h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h hi mr twump uwu" i say to him in my nAtUral gamer girl voice 😝
"ur done " he says not even glancing at me. 😘
":0" i go. "he's in love with me !"
"i must make more moves"
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i sneak into his white house and admire him.
he's so pretty
"WHAT THE FUCK U DOING IN MY HOUSE UG" he moans in a squeaky voice
"ily babey" i say
"ok"
