|A/N: my mind is dead and its Monday|
This really isn't a story thing but ok
My family has a poem that we know by heart and its actually kinda creepy how well we know it.
I think that it could make for a good story or not. But if you don't think you can make it into a story please try to integrate it into the story. Anything that is underlined I will put the meaning to at the bottom-{not apart of the story)
(IDK the title ;~;)
Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps
cross-eyed mosquitoes, and bowl-legged ants.
I come before you, to stand behind you
to tell you something I know nothing about
next Tuesday, which is good friday
there'll be a mother's day meeting, for bachelors is only
admission is free, so pay at the door
pull up a chair, and sit on the floor
and i'll tell you a story, we've all heard it before.
One bright day, in the middle of the night
two dead boys set out to fight
they lived on the corner, in the middle of the block
on the second floor, of a vacant lot
back to back, they faced eachother
drew their swords, and shot eachother
one was blind, and the other couldn't see
so they chose a dummy, for a referee
a blind man went to see fair play
a dumb man went to shout 'horray!'
A deaf policeman heard the noise, and went to kill those two dead boys
one dead boy who had no feet, started running down the street
another dead boy who couldn't talk, said 'Oh policeman let me walk!'
A paralyzed donkey, walking by
kicked the copper, in the eye
sent him through a rubber wall
into a dry ditch, and drowned them all.
If you don't believe this lie, it's true
ask the blind man, he saw it too.
And that is it that's the long version (if you don't believe me just watch [If you got that reference hooray!])
Vocabulary
blind: can't see
dummy: stupid
dumb: can't talk
deaf: can't hear
copper: policeperson
paralyzed: can't move any muscles
Credit
Myself
Song: Little Lion Man
Artist: Mumford & Sons
Song I feel like: Sh*t
Artist: Bo Burnham
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