Sonic ran out of Mario's house crying. It was raining as he stormed down the street. He couldn't believe that Mario was cheating on him with sans!! As he was running down the street crying, he bumped into a big strong man. This dude looks like the rock. "Oh, sorry m'lady. Are you alright?" he said in a deep, manly voice. "Y-y-y-y-yeah i-im fine!" sonic said. "Why are you crying, young lad?" "I-i-i'm n-not!!" sonic cried. The man picked him up with his big strong arms and carried him away. "U-u-uwu" sonic said. "im obama." he said super manlyly. "i-i-i think i-i l-love you UWU!" sonic said to obama with heart eyes. "i love you too, darling! <3" said obama. Suddenly sonic transformed into a wedding dress. "L-lets get married! U-U-UwU!" yelled sonic. "Yes, yes , yes! 😍😍" said obama. And then they made out uwu. Then they had a wedding, and mario was super jealous and sad. "I-I'm sorry sonic, my beloved, please take me back!" mario pleaded. "No! I have obama-poo here! UwU! 🥰😍" sonic said in reply. Mario ran out crying and sans shot him down with laser beams. Obama and sonic kissed, and sonic threw the bouquet. Sans caught the bouquet. The end! 🥰😘😍 Bye hotties! 😘🥰😍
