Tadano n Komi (Komi Cant Communicate Shipping Fanfic)

Cooking Gingerbread Men With Kometani!

Kometani's Pov

I arrived home from school one day when I decided Im hungry. Another day of:

Cooking _______ With Kometani!

I get really excited when I start cooking. Now, what shall I make?

Maybe Gingerbread Men? Sure

I looked up how to make Gingerbread Men and got the necessities

I need:
-Gingerbread Men Cutters
-Ginger
-Brown Cinnamon
-Food Coloring
-Brown Sugar
-1 Egg
-Icing Sugar
-Plain Flour
-Bicarbonate Sode (Baking Powder)
-Golden Syrup
-Butter

-WARNING: DO NOT FOLLOW THIS RECIPE I DONT WANT ANYONE TO GET FOOD POISONING-

Now, I gotta 'sift together the flour, bicarbonate soda, ginger and ccinnamon'

Also I gotta measure so..

350g of flour, I then put a strainer on a bowl and sprinkled the flour everywhere

Then I got a teaspoon of baking powder and 1 teaspoon of cinnamon and ginger

'Flour by baking soda n ginger, pour n mix' Whats that suppose to mean.. Who cares

I added it all and mixed

' Beat 125g of butter' I added 5 scoops of butter and saw '125g' on the scale

I then microwaved the butter

Then, I poured it into the Flour-Baking-Soda-Ginger-Cinnamon- mixture

I mixed it until it looked like breadcrumbs. My hand hurts now, it look so long

Then I added 175g of Brown, soft sugar. Ginger-Diabetes I swear

I added it into the mixture and mixed until my hand bled, extra flavour (jk)

Then I added 1 egg and 4 tablespoons of 'golden syrup' (mixed together with no egg-shell)

Then, I lightly beat the the egg-thingy and added it into the mixture

it turned into a kinda coat, like the body of the Gingerbread Men

'Knead briefly until smooth and add cling wrap/ cling film and leave to chill' Okay okay.

I washed my hands and violently kneaded the dough until smooth

I shoved it into the fridge for 15 minutes

I watched my romance anime for 15 minutes

Time for rolling using the rolling pan thingy. I had to roll it until 0.5cm of Thickness for my Gingerbread Men

Now, I got my Gingerbread Men cutters and saw 2 different types of cutters. One regular and one with a small crown. Might aswell use both

I labelled the normal cutter as 'Inferior Creatures' and the Small Crown one as 'Superior Creature' (aka, me) 

Multiple Inferiors have been made and only 1 Superior has been created

12 Inferiors and 1 Superior.

I made another 13 Inferiors, decapitating 2 in the process

I added them all into a tray and added making paper.

Now for the birth of Me n my citizens

I then prepared the food coloring and Got the Inferior-Breads outta the fridge. I ofcourse got myself last.

I painted myself 1st. A yellow crown and an angry face. Inferiors haven't been paying their tax.

I then made sad faces for the Inferiors since they HAVE to pay tax

I then ate the Inferiors for not paying tax, then at myself last because.. uhh.. CANNIBALISM 

anyways, I finished the cookies and enjoyed cooking

It was fun!