One day, Little Red was sent with some whiskey and vodka to cheer up her Grandma, who was constantly annoyed by her neighbours and the beautiful woods that surrounded her home.
Red smiled, pearly white teeth peeking through the glossy lips, perfect skin and hair partially covered by the deep red hood that was her namesake. She walked gracefully, basket swinging slightly and flowers in her golden hair.
The Wolf was coincidentally walking her way, and when they bumped into each other (metaphorically, other wise the petite girl would have been crushed by the sheer size of this giant wolf), the delicious scent of Red's perfume sent hungry ideas spinning through the giant head. And so the giant beast shook the girl's hand and said. "Good morning m'lady, may I ask what you are doing on a dangerous path through the forest on a day like today?"
Red knew of the dangers of the forest well enough and didn't trust the bulk that had so rudely stopped her. "I am taking cookies and milk to give to my sick old grandma who lives in the woods." she lied.
The wolfs ears perked up and he said his goodbyes, stating that he spotted a friend. He took a shortcut through the woods. Red smiled, pulled the flowers out of her hair, and set off along the path.
When the wolf reached Grandma's, he was taken aback, after all, an impenitrable fortress was not what he expected. He knocked on the great wooden doors, his muscles flexing with the effort to even produce a sound. A small white rabbit in a leather jacket opened the door and ushered the giant that was at laest 20 times his size into an antique living room. A wrinkled old lady sat in an overstuffed armchair. The wolf roared! "I'm going to eat you!" he cried.
Grandma clicked her neck, the tattoos snaking up from under her leather jacket twisted and writhed with the movement. Her wrinkled features curled up into a snarl as she sized up the 7ft wolf that had barged into her sitting room, without even wiping his feet! "Challenge accepted." she said.
And then she lunged.
Five minutes later the big wolf had crawled out of the room. Grandma fixed her hair. She popped a new peice of gum into the cavern that held her false teeth, and leant back into the comfort of the armchair.
Red recieved the text moments before the wolf crawled around the corner.
Thnx 4 the fun G xxx
The wolf stared in disbeleif at the blood red cloak that the small, but dangerous girl wore.
