Susu
40 minutes ago:
wait i kinda wanna know you guys' height-
susu: @nintenthou @imacopnow @shortcake this is for you three-
nintenthou: i'm 5'5
susu: @nintenthou hA i'm taller than you
nintenthou: @susu WHAT???? literally watche me be teh fucking shortest-
nintenthou: im gonna sob if that happens but honestly i think it will bc daichi gives me tall person vibes and noya plays volleyball so i know the most likely have some decent height
nintenthou: @susu wait how tall are you?
susu: @nintenthou 5'6 im im taller then you by an inch
susu: @nintenthou also noya said he's one of the shortest people on his team so i dont think so
nintenthou: @susu oh- okay i thought you were gonna hit me with a 5'8 or sumn
nintenthou: oh nishi's the shortest on the team?? thats kinda cute but anyway, still- watch me be the shortest </3
susu: @nintenthou daichi gives me 5'7 vibes tbh
nintenthou: @susu LITERALLY LIKE I BET HE'S TALL TALL
susu: @nintenthou i mean im gonna be 5'8 or sumn in the future cause my parents are fucking giants
nintenthou: @susu WAHT- 5'8????
susu: @nintenthou watch us be wrong about daichi and they're actually like average heeight ;~;
nintenthou: @susu honestly :/
shortcake: im probably shorter then all of you
shortcake: @nintenthou NO I AM THE SHORTEST I BET
AND I AM SHORTER THAN YOU BY A LOT
shortcake: IM 5'0
shortcake: AAAH
susu: @shortcake shorty
shortcake: commuting arson now
shortcake: like i am 5 foot but im also the middle blocker on my team because i got the jumps
nintenthou: @shortcake HGJFDKDJF IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN UR SO COOL WHAT
nintenthou: @shortcake anyway haha shorty
imacopnow: @nintenthou im taller then you darling
nintenthou: @imacopnow how tall are you
nintenthou: @imacopnow cause you being taller then me is kinda hot ngl
imacopnow: @nintenthou 5'7
susu: @imacopnow YOURE AN INCH TALLER
imacopnow: @susu STILL TALLER YOU FUCKING SHORTY HAHA L
susu: @imacopnow AA DONT RUB IT IN MY FACE
nintenthou: @susu KOSHI YOU DEADASS GUESS IT RIGHT
susu: @nintenthou HBJGKFDJFGH I DID
nintenthou: @imacopnow HBJKFFDJGD 5'7 THATS ONLY 2 INCHES BUT YES I WAS RIGHT THINKING YOU WERE THE TALLEST
shortcake: WAIT SO IM THE SHORTEST OF THE GROUP????? BY LIKE 5, 6, AND 7 INCHES
shortcake: IHML
susu: @shortcake LMFAO
nintenthou: @shortcake HAHA SHORTTTT
nintenthou: @shortcake I LOVE YOU THO NO HATE
nintenthou: @imacopnow HOW ARE YOU SO HOT??? LIKE WAHT
can haikyuu characters kin other haikyuu characters?????? thats my big question rn-
anyways
keya as daichi(imacopnow) cause the only other 5'7 character was suga and im suga 🧍
lee as nishi(shortcake) cause they're both shorties
ash as kenma(nintenthou) cause they're both 5'5
and me as suga(susu) cause there are no 5'6 characters </3
YOU ARE READING
Hᴀɪᴋʏᴜᴜ Sʜᴏʀᴛs «Bᴏᴏᴋ Oɴᴇ»
Short Storyalso half the credits to all of these go to: @aeswilliV @KawaBebes and @genderenvyy because these are basically just our conversations but as Haikyuu characters
