Kaiba and Mors friend AU

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+Them reacting to cannon+

Kaiba: So basically I'm traumatized and blaming myself for everything.

Mors: And I'm an Asshole who tried to kill him over a painting and am horrible at killing people.

Me: Yeah basically

Ashara: So nothing much has changed

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Etzili: Kaiba i'm sorry about the fight can we please be siblings again?

Kaiba: I'm sorry too of course we can be siblings again! Oh hold on I need to go do something +walks out of earshot+

Mors and Ashara: +walks up to Etzili+

Etzili: Oh hello boys what can I-

Mors: Hurt him and I'll kill you

Ashara: +nods+

Etzili: O-O

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Mors and Kaiba: +Arguing+

Mors: I'm not taking this slander from a fucking cat!

Kaiba: and I'm not taking slander from someone who dresses like a 12 year old's edgy OC!

Ashara: +Dying of laughter+

Mors + Kaiba: Shut up you edgy overpowered Steven Universe OC!

Ashara: +Dies more+

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Mors: Kaiba you need to stop walking around at night.

Kaiba: Why? It's fun to do when I can't sleep.

Mors: Because I don't find it plesent to wake up in the middle of the night and see a dark figure with glowing eyes staring at me.

Kaiba: .... Fair point....

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Mors: +touches the inside of Kaiba's ear+

Kaiba: +Cute ear twitch thing+

Mors: +touches the inside of his ear again+

Kaiba: Do that again and you'll lost that finger

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Inpu: How did you two even become friends? You have completely different personalitys.

Mors: Well that's easy he stops me from killing people.

Kaiba: And he stops me from doing dumb stuff!

Inpu: Oh....

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Mors: How do people not swear? Like where does their anger go? How do they show their enthusiasm? What if they stub their toe? Like saying golly gosh isn't really gonna cut it.

Kaiba: well I usually just silently scream the pain away.

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Brinely asking the group: Good responses for getting stabbed?

Ashara: Rude.

Mors: That's fair.

Bryan: Not again!

Kaiba: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?

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Kaiba: How do I ask a boy out?

Bryan: Roses are red violets are blue guess what my bed has room for two.

Kaiba: Oh my god no!

Brinely: Twinkle twinkle little star we can do it in a car!

Kaiba: stop!

Mors: Row row row your boat gently down the stream merrily merrily merrily merrily I can make you scream.

Bryan: I feel like that last one is verging dangerously close to serial killer territory

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Miri: Why are Kaiba and Mors sitting with their backs to each other?
Ashara: They had a fight
Miri: But their holding hands?
Ashara: Kaiba gets sad when they fight

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Kaiba: I stay awake at night because I don't even know what my favorite color is and I'm afraid I don't have a real personality.

Mors: You need some serious help

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(WordCount: 477)

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