Normal is Boring

It's finally over/ more new wardrobe the dresses turn

Tink please let's not do this again! Now, now we have more audience members now. This is not some show! It is for us. I just want it to be over. Well if you want it to be over stop complaining. Yes ma'am. Oh stop laughing all of you or so help me I'll assign each of her friends to help you go through as much of this trying on clothes torture as me! Good that's what I thought. Ug proceed. Good we get to start from the beginning for A all over again. Ug! 1st up A for animal print  I think you'll like the dresses better. I doubt that. We'll see. Come on out. Fine. Whoa! Angel now for something darker like black. Tink stop I look ridiculous. No you don't. This is nothing, but a show for the guys.

No it's not. Farr's you look hot. No just stop. Change me back Tink! I'm super done. Farrah wait come back! Ug stupid dresses all they do is make people stop and stare I don't want that kind of attention. I don't even get to choose the dress. They're all great, but the guys think I'm hot and we've all been best friends forever. Farrah come back. Go away. What's wrong? You all said I looked hot and you're all like brothers to me this is making me really uncomfortable. I don't want a new wardrobe!

What's wrong with saying you're beautiful?! I don't even get to pick what I wear Tink just waves her wand and poof I'm in something else. Don't you like them all though? Most of them. Ok so what's wrong with that? I'm not getting a choice! If you come back we'll take things slow and let you choose ok? Ok. Come back sweetie.

I'm back and now Jack and I and the other guys are gonna pick my dresses together. Sounds good to me the next dress is blue do you have one? Indeed we do Tink continue to dress me up. Blue is a good color on you Thanks. Now for C how about for fun let's do candy? You got it you give us what you want we'll go look for it among what you have. Here you go one candy dress Ms. Bell. Aw you look like a little ice cream dress how about a card dress now. Here you go one dress right here Tink. How about you and Jack just pick out the dresses since the 2 of you seem to know what you're doing and we'll just watch. Ok works for us. How about a character costume? Like?

Cinderella  you look straight out from the movie sis. That was the point. How do I look? Like the character. Good. Well Peter how do I look? Why are you asking just me? Because I think you'll appreciate this dress the most. Take a look. Hey? That's ok because I've got something Aladdin will like too. Farrah you look like Jasmine. That was the point. I'll have something for Jack and Tink later. Ok how about a dragon dress? Can we hurry this up we still have more to get through. Aw Tink. Fine. How about something a little more down to Earth? Perfect how about something more my style? Sure thing Tink how about this one or this one? They're both beautiful. Or even this one? IDK about you, but all this dress looking at is my making me hungry. You have fruit on your dress. Can we speed it up though? Fine. Oh Jack before we move on I have something for you too. You look breath taking. Really well let's make it a little bit darker in here and then make it Christmas again since we forgot that one. So goth here and now how do I look? 

Moving on hippie is next. And after that? Ice. Two words Katy Perry. Now Lady Gaga. You are scary. Now you look like a mermaid. Now Nicki Minaj.  And you went from that to ocean? Now I'm a pretty princess. What's next? Queen. Next? From evil queen to beauty bright I give you a beautiful rainbow. And what's a rainbow without a little bit of snow? Or this? Or Elsa? You want to know my fav? The vampire dress. You want to know which one I like least? Vintage. How about a water dress? Or a wizard or a witch? I think we're done here with dresses now how about some Elsa eye shadow? And hair that goes great with all those winter colors? 

Thanks Tink. We're not done yet. Let's give you your very own set of fairy wings? These are fairy wings? They can be. Thanks Tink. Now it's finally over let's all go home. Yeah come on let's go home. So we did. Nothing would ever be the same though after all of that, in a few weeks from that point on.