TW : rat bitches
(Lil writers note: this is based on Drew's video. Please subscribe to drew.)Ugh! I hate that stupid, stupid, stupid fucking place! It's taking over our business. Ooh.. Wait a minute what if I..
Get a job there and get their recipe!
Aha! Damn I'm so fucking smart.Finally at ratatoing!
I think ima go inside and nothing terrible will happe-
"Ah!"
"Oh my god! I-im so sorry madam!"
"Ah.." as I was still hurting, I saw a sexy fucking rat in front of me." Dammit! I-I mean.. Hello! Im carol the sexual, curvy, rat! How may I help you?"
Said carol
"Uh well-! I signed up virtually for a job." I said trying to sound confident.
"Oh! You areeeeeeeeeeee uhm.."
She said trying to be smart
"Y/n. That's my name."
"Ah.. Ok.. Follow me! We're going to marcell's kitchen! " carol forcibly took my arm and went Marcell's kitchen."AH FUCK YOU, YOU MOTHER FUCKING SHIT SOUP SHIT."
A blue mouse said angrily. "Huh-?!? Carol you can't let customers in the fucking kitchen."" I know, I know, but they actually signed the worker/whatever the fuck it's called! :]" carol said in a calming voice.
"Agh just join I don't give a fuck I'm making this fucking shit soup."
Marcel said in a almost screaming voice.
Wow rude. Anybitch, I saw carol looking upset. I ask why she was upset and she said it was that time of the week.btw greg is not introduced bc he is sick ig and I'm not lazy at all and it's totally not 6am and I haven't gotten any sleep.
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