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Date a rat.
*curvy rat.
Edit 2: I'm never updating this :)
Edit3: jk you stupid... Uh I can't say that soo nuts. Yeah nuts.
Edit4:Hippies. They're everywhere. They wanna save Earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad." -Cartman
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"Pardon?" I say with a quiet, but sarcastic voice. "Well.. The way we get our uhm. Ingredients is... Special?.." Carol said. "Well! We should go do some work, I'll try to get greg ok?" carol said being mature. "ouh.. Ok" I said. Carol looked at me. I think she was thinking about the ingredients thingy.. Oh well.
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^carol if you haven't seen the first one 🥺 you raging whor-
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Ugh! All alone.. So what do I do..? I mean.. I could take peoples orders.. I see a rat couple basically about to make out. I go over to their table and ask them what they want. "Oh-h Hello Dar'lin!" the slightly larger rat says. I take a breath and simply say what do you want. "Hm.. Potato salad?, and a water for the lady." The smaller rat said. "UH EC FUCKING EXCUSE ME????" "I WANT A BANANA FUCKING SPILT." the larger rat said particularly choking the smaller one.
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After that mess in the main room, I go to Marcells room to talk. "Heyyyy big man?" I say uncomfy "What..?" Marcel said in threatening tone. "Well.. I have a order for a potato salad and a banana split..yes the screaming was about.. That sadly.... " I said sweating. "Starting trouble already hm? I can already tell your a greg type." Marcell said, fixing his skirt and hair with both arms. "Look. I get stressed out like alot, so don't even bother." "o-ok" I say as he finishes his sentence.
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After I served the food to the uh.. "Couple" I just couldn't stop getting butterflies.. Do I.. Like Marcell? .. No he's just a loser emo who.. Has nice hair..
