Undertale x male reader

Mettaton the fight

After dealing with more traps and bullshit were at the front of the MTT resort where Sans is close to an alleyway.

We go over to Sans who noticed us.

Sans: hey. I heard you're going to the core.

Sans: how about grabbing some dinner with me first?

I look at Frisk and Chara.

(Y/N): Sure, why not.

Sans: great, thanks for treating me. over here. i know a shortcut.

Sans bring us to an alley grabs our shoulder and teleports us to a restaurant that's empty.

Sans: well, here we are. so.

Sans: your journey's almost over, huh? you must really wanna go home.

Sans: hey. i know the feeling, buddo. though...

Sans: maybe sometimes it's better to take what's given to you.

Sans: down here you've already got food, drink, friends... is what you have to do... really worth it?

Sans: ...

Sans: ah, forget it. i'm rootin' for ya, kid.

We stay silent as Sans talks.

Sans: Hey. let me tell you a story.

Sans: so i'm a sentry in snowdin forest, right? i sit out there and watch for humans. it's kind of boring.

Sans: fortunately, deep in the forest... there's this HUGE locked door.

Sans: and it's perfect for practicing knock knock jokes.

Sans: so one day, i'm knocking 'em out, like usual. i knock on the door and say "knock knock."

Sans: and suddenly, from the other side...

Sans: i hear a woman's voice. "who is there?"

Sans: so naturally, I respond: "dishes." "dishes who?"

Sans: "dishes a very bad joke."

Sans: then she just howls with laughter. like it's the best joke she's heard in a hundred years.

Sans: so I keep 'em coming, and she keeps laughing. she's the best audience i've ever had.

Sans: then, after a dozen of 'em, SHE knocks and says...

Sans: "Knock knock!" i say "whos there?" "old lady!" "old lady who?"

Sans: "Oh! I did not know you could yodel!"

Sans: wow. needless to say, this woman was extremely good. we kept telling each other jokes for hours.

Sans: eventually, i had to leave.

Sans: papyrus gets kind of cranky without his bedtime story.

Sans: but she told me to come by again, and so i did. then i did again. and again. it's a thing now. telling bad jokes through the door. it rules.

A/N: Ok can we talk about that for a sec how good of a relationship the two have bruh that's online friendship in a nutshell.

Sans: ...

Sans: one day, though, i noticed she wasn't laughing very much. i asked her what was up. then she told me something strange.

Sans: "if a human ever comes through this door..."

Sans: "could you please, please promise something?"

Sans: "watch over them, and protect them, will you not?"