First up this is is satire.
Second, me and another author Milliethetwat, have agreed that these two stories happen in the same universe.
Onto the story.
Pov: springtrap.
I walked into my science class, another student ran past.
I didn't know her name.
She was hurrying to the science class.
I grabbed a stool off the table and threw it to the ground.
The teacher stared at me but didn't say anything.
I flipped her the bird.
I was literally a decaying corpse.
"Fuck off bitch." I yelled at her.
Sans my best buddy just kinda watched.
He shrugged.
After 5 minutes of class, I kicked open the door and walked out.
"Oy where ya going!" The teacher yelled in her thick manly northern accent.
"Home." I shouted back.
But in reality I was going to my favourite place.
A dirty alleyway.
You would believe the amount of booty I got in this alleyway.
And not the golden kind.
I waited for like at least 6 hours before someone else showed up.
You will not believe what happened next.
