My dads? Oh, they're robots :)

*insert clever title here*

Hnnng im literally so jealous of Gregory rn

It is now parents' evening because I am the god of this world and I said so.

Gregory's heart was pounding in his chest as he led his dads into the school. Thankfully their slot was quite late so not as many people were there, but any who were did a double take at the sight of two giant robots walking around.

His teacher, mrs Faulkner called his name, and taking a deep breath, he opened the door.

"Good evening Gregory and uh-," the teacher was speechless as she laid eyes on Freddy and Bonnie
"The parents?" she squeaked

"Hello mrs, it's very nice to meet you finally! I'm Freddy and this is my husband Bonnie. We are Gregory's adoptive parents!" Freddy grinned and squeezed his son's hand
"See superstar, it's gonna be fine,"
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"Gregory gets along well with classmates and his grades are very good, he's a wonderful student all round and very mature, i just have a few concerns-"

Gregory's throat tightened- did she find out that he was the one stealing the blue tack? Or that he was the one that glitter bombed the pe department? Oh shit he was screwed.

"It's just I've overheard some conversations with his friends and I am a little worried about some of them. He said that, 'uncle Monty tried to choke me because I hid his golf balls," and that" aunt roxy knocked out her eyes again whilst they were go karting." im sure you can see where I'm coming from,"

The worried looks on his parents' faces immediately dissipated and Bonnie let out a snort.
"Miss, I can assure you Gregory is safe at home. Uncle Monty and aunt Roxy are animatronics, like us. Roxy's eyes were built differently and tend to fall out if knocked." Freddy explained
"And Monty says that stuff, but never actually does it. He loves us, he's just too hot headed to admit it. How he managed to pull both Sun and Moon I will never know."

Bonnie carried on, the teacher looked as if she was having a stroke but at least social services wouldn't be knocking on their door any time soon.
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Afterwards, as they were walking home Gregory said
"That was horrible." az he leaned his cheek against Freddy's head[who was carrying him on his shoulders]

"Kiddo we are so proud of you!" Bonnie gushed

"Yeah superstar! You did so well,"
The rest of the walk home was just two very proud dads praising their extremely embarrassed son.
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Extra :)

Parent career day

Kid: this is my dad hes an engineer!

Gregory : These are my dad's, they're robots.

Bonnie: and rockstars, don't forget rockstars

Freddy: *standing at the back nrly sobbing like the proud father he is*

Literally everyone else: what the fuck