'Unfortunately I don't have a dead persons ashes.'
'Little John busted.'
'What do they do with the orphans?!?!?'
'What about the gays? They don't even know they're gay.. :('
'Wanna assist in my suîcide' said flirtatiously
'I'm emotionally attached to rocks so I don't know how they just pop out baby's and give them away.'
'It's okay, I'll kill them for you 🙂'
'You look like a gay pirate, in a good way of course.'
XOXO
I swear I'm not insane
I'll probably post more like this 😂
I say lots of weird things.
